IRC-Gallerian tietosuojakäytännöt päivittyvät 25.5.2018 vastaamaan EU:n tietosuoja-asetuksen (GDPR) vaatimuksia. Lue päivitetty Tietosuojaseloste. Lisäksi käyttöehdoissa on tarkennettu ikärajaa ja kohta 6.2 viittaa Suomen lain lisäksi Euroopan unionin lakiin.

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God made a world out of His dreams,
of magic mountains, oceans and streams,
Prairies and plains and wooded land.
Then paused and thought
I need someone to stand, on top of the mountains,
to conquer the seas, explore the plains
and climb the trees.
Someone to start out small and grow,
sturdy and strong like a tree and so
He created boys, full of spirit and fun
To explore and conquer, to romp and run
With dirty faces, and banged up chins
With courageous hearts and boyish grins.
And when He had completed the task He'd begun,
He surely said, "That's a job well done."




[Ei aihetta]Tiistai 19.05.2009 21:29

makemebabies.com okei. kyl toi on ihan suht söpö :D

[Ei aihetta]Sunnuntai 10.05.2009 16:08

ups.

tilasin sitten uudet pidennykset, kas kun vanhat on vähän vääränväriset eikä kestä värjäystä, vaiks oikeesti halusin vaan kattoa et jos ne tilaa niin kuin pitkää siin on maksuaikaa.. uups. upps. ups.

[Ei aihetta]Torstai 07.05.2009 03:38

You know you're a nurse if.....

• You believe that every patient needs tlc, diazepam,temazepam and haloperidol.

• You would like to meet the inventor of the Nurse call buzzer some night in a dark alley.

• You believe not all patients are annoying, some are unconscious.

• Your sense of humour gets more warped each year.

• You can only tell time by the 24 hr clock.

• Almost everything can seem humorous....eventually.

• When asked what colour that patients diarrheic was, you show them your
Shoes.

• You know the smell of different diarrhoea to identify it.

• Every time you walk you make a jingling noise because of all the
Scissors and clamps in your pocket.

• You can tell the pharmacist more about the medication they are dispensing than they know.

• You carry more "spare" meds in your pocket rather than waiting for pharmacy to deliver them.

• You refuse to watch ER because it is too much like the real thing and it triggers flashbacks.

• You check the caller id on your day off to see if anyone from the hospital is trying to call and ask you to work.

• You've been telling stories in a restaurant and made someone at another table throw up.

• notice that you are using more 4 letter words than you did before you started nursing.

• Everytime someone asks you for a pen you can find at least 4 of them on you.

• You can intubate your friends at parties.

• You don't get excited about blood unless it's your own.

• You live by the motto "to be right is only half the battle, to convince the doctor is more difficult"

• You've basted your thanksgiving turkey with a nasogastric syringe.


• You've told a confused patient that your name was that of your co-worker and to holler if they need help.

• Eating microwave popcorn out of a clean bedpan is perfectly normal.

• Your bladder can expand to the size of a Mack Truck's Radiator Sump.

• When checking the level of a patient’s orientation you aren't sure of the answer.

• You find yourself checking out other customers veins in grocery waiting lines.

• You can sleep soundly at the hospital cafeteria table on your dinner break and not be embarrassed when you wake up.

• You avoid unhealthy looking shoppers in the mall for fear that they will drop near you and you'll have to do cpr on your day off.

• You have ever referred to someone's death as a transfer to the "Eternal Care Unit".

• You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled "Suicide ... Doing It Right".

• You have ever had a patient look you straight in the eye and say "I have no idea how that got stuck in there".

• You have ever had to leave a patient's room before you begin to laugh uncontrollably.

• You throw a party for a co-worker and use a urinal (clean of course) as a lemon-aid pitcher and use a bed sheet for a tablecloth

• You believe that the government should require a permit to reproduce.


• You hate to get dressed in "real clothes" because scrubs are what you live in and why can't they make jeans that comfortable.
• You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience.
• Your most common assessment question is "what changed tonight to make it an emergency after 6 hours / days / weeks / months / years)?".


• You often stay awake for 24+ hrs at a time when you work nights realize you don't need alcohol or drugs to hallucinate just lack of
sleep...

• You pull over in some parking lot after working nights because you are too tired to drive home and wake up to someone knocking on your window thinking you have had a stroke because you are passed out in your car and drooling.

• Your finger has gone places you never thought possible.

• You have seen more penises than any prostitute
• You disbelieve 90% of what you are told and 75% of what you see.
• You've sworn to have "Not For Resuss" tattooed on your chest.
• You threaten to strangle anyone who even starts to say the "q" word when it is even remotely calm.

Its just to help you understand our mindset and questionable mental status/sanity.
Most of the time we function in spite of this sick sense of humour, fairly normally and very responsibly.

Believe me, this is how we think, ALL THE TIME, Scary huh??

It must be added to the list that you hate flying just incase the air stewards announce "if there is a Doctor or Nurse on board... please make yourself known to the cabin crew" At which point you cringe and hide!

[Ei aihetta]Keskiviikko 06.05.2009 01:10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGn7QwFPMS0


ih. :D toi on niin hyvä :D

[Ei aihetta]Keskiviikko 06.05.2009 00:06

Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
'Cause your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

[Ei aihetta]Tiistai 05.05.2009 23:02

Ootteko likat nähnynnä lehdestä uutisen, että Suomessa on löyvvetty sika-influenssua vanahoista emakoista. Ei huolta, mie olen kunnossa. Mutta jos lukkoo että sitä on löyvvetty seksikkäistä kinkuista, sit myö likat ollaan kusessa. Laittakkee varotuksen sannaa etteenpiän!

[Ei aihetta]Maanantai 27.04.2009 17:45

Well I can't regret,
Can't you just forget it?
I started something I couldn't finish

All I did was what I had to
Don't believe me when I tell you
It's just what anyone would do
Take the time to talk about it
Think a lot and live without it
Don't believe me when I tell you
It's something unforgivable...ohoh

Well I can't regret,
Can't you just forget it?



[Ei aihetta]Sunnuntai 26.04.2009 03:38

Älä sano, minä tiedän
ettet osaa elää ilman
hellyyttä.
Olet niin kuin minäkin.
Liekö sattumaa että
kohdattiin?

Katseet kertoo sen, en ole
yksin nyt, on tunne
yhteinen.
Ja toiveet, turhat toiveet
ovat yksitellen kaikki
täyttyneet.

[Ei aihetta]Keskiviikko 22.04.2009 01:18

YOUR REAL AGE -test

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[ ] You own a credit card
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car
[x] You've done your own laundry
[x] You can vote in an election
[x] You can cook for yourself
[x] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 5

[x] You show up for school late a lot
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket
[ ] You've never gotten a detention
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday
[x] You like to take walks by yourself
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week

TOTAL SO FAR: 10

[x] You know how to do the dishes
[x] You can count to 10 in another language
[x] When you say you're going to do something you do it
[x] You can mow the lawn
[ ] You study even when you don't have to
[x] You have hand washed a car before

TOTAL SO FAR: 15

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
[x] You can type pretty quick

TOTAL SO FAR: 19

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[x] You have been to a Tupperware party
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[x] You have been to the beach
[x] You use the internet every day
[ ] You have been outside of Europe 3 or more times
[ ] You make your bed in the morning

TOTAL: 24