IRC-Galleria

"No hot mama I don't wanna dance;
I wanna know how you got that escalade in your pants;
I mean that ass aint human you might be a Marsian;
you need a tattoo on your thie to say proceed with causion;
Now I know that Im a comic but this aint a joke;
with a body like that bitch you should never be broke;
for every nigga that talk to you you should charge them a fee;
and then give fifty percent of that money to me;
and for that small percentage you know what Ill do;
Ill help turn that you;
into a brand new you;
I mean a brand new do;
some brand new shoes;
I mean a brand new you;
and some brand new jewels."

"The scores two hundred;
We're all tied neck and neck;
And it's my turn to address Alex Trebek;
I close my eyes and I thank the lord;
Finally my category is on the board;
I'll take 'Fucked up things white people did' for 1000 Alex;
A bell went off, This could mean trouble;
Todays answer my friends is a daily double;
I took a deep breath, I held myself steady;
And Alex Trebek was like 'Dave are you ready?';
I hit the buzzer, 'What is yes!';
And Alex said 'I didn't ask you the question yet';
How much money are you willing to bet?;
I smiled with confidence, my hand on my balls;
I said Alex I'm willing to bet it all;
And Alex said 'OK here's the question';
'They stole these peoples land, as they gave them syfilis';
'Whose everybody thats not white!';
Alex looked at the card dissappointed, 'Oh my god his right' "