IRC-Galleria

"She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

Then I caught her spending $65 for makeup.

And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't.

She said she needed makeup to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think shes coming back"

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick- bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick- locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick- so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick- pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick- more mass than the Earth
Your dick- half staff, it needs work

My dick- been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick- V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick- it look like a munchkin

My dick- size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick- good good lovin'
Your dick- good for nothin'

My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick- pretty damn skimpy
Your dick- hungry as a hippie

My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick- broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick- rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick- fruit roll-up
My dick- grade-A beef
Your dick- Mayday geek

My dick- sick and dangerous
Your dick- quick and painless
My dick- 'nuff said.
Your dick loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

Jason Lyle:
Sir they can cut the chain off the door, but they can't make us play.

Damien Carter:
We've decided were gonna finish what you started sir.

Worm:
Yeah, so leave us be coach, we got shit to do sir.



Timo Cruz:
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate,
our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure,
it is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us,
your playing small does not not serve the world,
there is nothing enlightened about shrinking
so that other people won't feel insecure around you,
we were all meant to shine as children do,
it's not just in some of us it's in everyone,
and as we let our own light shine,
we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same,
as we are liberated from our own fear,
our presence automatically liberates others.
Sir I just wanna say thank you, you saved my life.

Coach Carter:
Thank you sirs, all of you.

"40 year old tittie, yo mans tittie;
20 year old tittie, community tittie"

"The whole country is fucked up, we so desperate for entertainment, everybodys falling for this magician David Blain, what the fuck is this shit, are we so desperate that we fall for a trickless magician?! Where the fucks the trick?! Cut a lady in half, pull a rabbit out a hat, do something! Whats his last trick? I'm in a box, and I aint gon eat. I'm in a box, and I aint gon eat. That aint no trick, thats called living in the projects."

"Some of you brothers can really relate to this, its difficult, living with some women, cause they start telling shit about their old boyfriends: 'My last boyfriend, when he lived here, he paid the rent, the telephone bill, the car note, got us some food, and gave me some money to go out shopping' I said: 'Shit! we need to get his ass back here' "

(Ruben kirjotti tän ite!)

"Now when I talk about slavery, Im just talking about a period of time, when black people had no rights. So you talk about the 1600s to about 1964. You know give or take a year depending on when your mind decided to act right. Now people go: "Now what happened during slavory, that can affect us today? What happened during slavory, that can affect us today?" A lot of shit happened during slavery, that affects us every day. For instance during slavory, they used to take the biggest, strongest slaves and breed them, and try their best to make strong superslaves. Okay, thats right, now theres evidence of that today like the NFL for instance, so NFL stands for Nigga Fucking Large. They bred the slaves. Now this is why black people dominate every physical activity. In the United States of America okay. Were only 10% of the population, were 90% of the final four, okay! We fucking dominate all this shit, okay. Basketball, baseball, football, boxing, track, even golf and tennis. And as soon as they make a heated hockey ring, we gon take that shit too! Motherfuck Wayne Gretzky! Wait till you see LeBron on some skates. You ain't seen shit yet! He just gon have one skate chillin' "Whats up?" He aint even got a stick! He gon smack the puck with his dick! "Slapshot biatch!!"

"I know what it is man. White people don't trust black people. Thats why they won't vote for no black president. Like a black brother gon fuck up the white house. Like the grass won't be cut, dishes flyin', cars jus runnin' through white house, cookout, basketball roll in the back, broken down cars, all kinds of shit in the driveway, brother won't clear out the tub when he get out of there, brother get pissed off cause somebody drunk all the kool-aid. Ain't no black president hes to proud he won't have no bodyguard, a black president he gon have a gun. Somebody try to fuck him up hefuck them "Heey nigga!" like "daamm the president just fucked somebody up!" "

Sampson - "Well well, if it isn't mr. niceguy. Welcome to my lair. Well now, tell me a little bit about yourself."
Thurgood - "Well you know I be from Jamaica man. Not a mercy."
Sampson - "What part of Jamaica."
Thurgood - "Right near the beach."
Sampson - "I think your bullshitting me."
Thurgood - "Sampson Simpson! I stick by my story! Im from Jamaica! If I wasn't Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat?"

"But yo!, Don't let Kobe, don't let all these celebrity news fool you. Right now, all stuff going on in the news, it's just a trick, to get your mind off the war. Thats all it is, it's a trick, to get your mind off the war. I think Bush, sent that girl to Kobes home, Bush sent that girl to Kobes room, Bush sent that little boy to Michael Jacksons house, Bush killed Lacy Peterson, Bush was fucking Paris Hilton in that video. All to get your mind off the war."