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[Ei aihetta]Perjantai 04.09.2009 13:24

nyt on ekat 2 sormee rikki :)

[Ei aihetta]Keskiviikko 02.09.2009 10:00

16v 364d :) huomista odoteltaessa :)

[Ei aihetta]Perjantai 31.07.2009 03:08

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold?
A: Sits around a candle

Q: What does she do when it gets really cold?
A: Lights it
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a vending machine?
A: Nothing.....you get what you paid for.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
Q: What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
Q: What's the advantage of having a blonde as a girlfriend?
A: You get to park in handicapped zones.
Q: Two blondes are standing on top of the Empire State Building. How can you tell which one is the true blonde and which one is the bleached blonde?
A: The bleached blonde isn't throwing bread crumbs at the helicopters!
Q: Why did the blonde sell her television?
A: To buy a VCR!

[Ei aihetta]Sunnuntai 19.07.2009 05:05

"Will, It's just an aftershock!"
"Aftershock, baby I'm from philly. Aftershock is not in my vocabulary. Wind, rain, cheesestake, these are things I know."
"It's nothing, now would you come back over here?"
"M-mm,"
"Why not?!"
"Cause everytime I come near you the ground starts moving, I'm just trying to get back to philly, where the ground stays still, and the people move."

[Ei aihetta]Sunnuntai 19.07.2009 05:00

"I may never see my mom again!
I may never see Zimbabwe!
I may never dunk on Michael Jordan!
I may never see Rudy get married on the Cosbys"

[Ei aihetta]Perjantai 17.07.2009 19:08

Michael Jordan;
Al Capone;
Woody Wood Pecker;
Fred Flinstone

[Ei aihetta]Tiistai 13.01.2009 00:26

"Coach" Ken Carter - ""Nigger" is a derogatory termused to insult our ancestors. See, if a white man used it, you'd be ready to fight. Your using it teaches him to use it. You're saying it's cool. Well, it's not cool. And when you're around me, I don't wanna hear that shit. We clear?"
Richmond Oilers - "Yes, sir."

[Ei aihetta]Perjantai 09.01.2009 00:09

"Coach" Ken Carter - "Well, not quite your storybook ending, huh? Not for us, anyway. But you men played like champions. You never gave up. And champions hold their heads high. What you achieved goes way beyond the win-loss column or what's gonna be written on the front page of the sports section tomorrow. You've achieved something that some people spend their whole lives trying to find. What you achieved is that ever-elusive victory within. And, gentlemen, -, I am so proud of you. Four months ago, when I took the job at Richmond, I had a plan. That plan failed. I came to coach basketball players, and you became students. I came to teach boys, and you became men. And for that, I thank you. If someone walked in this door right now and offered me the coaching job at any school in the state of California, you know which team I'd choose?"

Jaron "Worm" Willis - "St. Francis? "

Laughs

Jaron "Worm" Willis - "I'm just saying, man."

"Coach" Ken Carter - "Kenyon?"

Kenyon Stone - "Richmond?"

"Coach" Ken Carter - "Rich wha!?"

Kenyon Stone - "Richmond."

"Coach" Ken Carter - "Rich wha!?"

Richmond Oilers - "Richmond."

"Coach" Ken Carter - "Rich wha!?"

Richmond Oilers - "Richmond!"

"Coach" Ken Carter - "Where we from!?"

Richmond Oilers - "Richmond!"

"Coach" Ken Carter - "What's my hometown!?"

Richmond Oilers - "Richmond!"

"Coach" Ken Carter - "What do we love!?"

Richmond Oilers - "Richmond!"

"Coach" Ken Carter - "Rich wha!?"

Richmond Oilers - "Richmond!"
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