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Alkaa tulla ahdasta tuolla kotosalla :)Sunnuntai 26.04.2009 01:24

käskettiin kopioida...Lauantai 11.04.2009 01:20


1. Mitä mieltä olet luonteestani?
2. Mikä yhdistää meitä?
3. Olemmeko koskaan riidelleet, miksi?
4. Luotatko minuun?
5. Mitä haluaisit tehdä kanssani?
6. Mikä on meidän juttu?
7. Mitä olet aina halunnut kysyä minulta?
8. Mikä on paras yhteinen muistomme?
9. Kopiothan tämän itsellesi, että pääsen kostamaan?
Luttamunapandat:

Useimmat meistä joko tiedostaen tai tiedostamattaan unohtavat sen, että kaikki vituttaa. Tämä itsepetos ei poista sitä faktaa että, että joka ikinen asia säteilee vitutusta ympärilleen. Poikkeusta eivät tee edesyleisesti mukavina tai söpöinä pidetyt asiat, kuten pandakarhut. Salakavalasti myös uhnanalaisiin pandoihin ja niiden suojeluun liittyy lukemattomia päin vittua olevia asioita.
1. Suojaväri
Rayban-naamat ovat sen värisiä, että etteivät ne sovi mihinkään muuhun kun 50-luvun mustavalkoelokuvaan. tällaista porukkaa on täysin oikeutettua salametsästää ! Ei Darwin turhaan lakejaan luonut.

2. Ruokavalio
Läskimollukat ovat niin hurjia lihansyöjiä että syövät vain bambua, josta vapautuvan negatiivisen energian turvin ne eivät jaksa vittu mitään, paitsi nukkua ja syödä lisää bambua ! Onko siis ihme, ettei näitä elukoita paljon vapaana kirmaile?

3. Haluttomuus
Asiantuntijoiden mukaan pandojen uhanalaisuus johtuu paljolti siitä, että niillä on alhainen seksuaalivietti. Herää kysymys, miksi näitä luttamunia on enää olemassa ?

4. Pandaporno
Thaimaalaisessa eläintarhassa haluttomalle urospandalle näytettiin pandojen paritteluvideoita, jotta sillä ottaisi eteen. Tästä ei kuitenkaan ollut mitään apua. Näitä eläinmaailman rollsroyceja ei siis todellakaan kiinnosta mikään muu kuin syöminen ja nukkuminen. Kertoisiko joku tälle ihravuorelle ettei kummallakaan toimenpiteellä juuri sukua jatketa !

5. Keinosiemennys
Kun porno ei tehonnut, hoitajat turvautuivat keinosiemennykseen saadakseen jälkeläisiä pandapariskunnalle. On luonnollista että vain ne lisääntyvät jotka hommaan pystyvät. Miksi vitussa pitää puuttua luonnon valintaan? Antakaa nyt jumalauta niitten impotenttien kuolla sukupuuttoon kun ne ilmiselvästi sitä itse tahtovat ! Ja huolesta tutisevat eläinsuojelijat voisivat käyttää energiansa jonkun sellaisen asian pelastamiseen, jolla olisi edes jotain toivoa selvitä.



sori, oli pakko kopioida :D

[Ei aihetta]Perjantai 13.03.2009 23:46

Come stop your cryin'
and we'll be alright
Just take my hand, hold it tight.
I will protect from all around you,
I will be here dont you cry.
For one so small, you seem so strong.
My arms will hold you keep you safe and warm,
This bond between us cant be broken,
I will be here dont you cry

CHORUS:
'Cos you'll be in my heart,
yes you'll be in my heart,
From this day on now and forever more.

You'll be in my heart,
No matter what they say,
You'll be here in my heart,
Always.

Why can't they understand the way we feel,
They just don't trust what they cant explain.
How know your different
Deep inside us, where not that different at all.

CHORUS:
And you'll be in my heart,
yes you'll be in my heart,
From this day on now and forever more.

Don't listen to them, 'cos what do they know.(what do they know)
We need each other, to have to hold.
They'll see in time, I know.

When destiny calls you, you must be strong
(you godda be strong)
I may not be with you, but you got to hold on.
They'll see in time, I know.

That your there together 'cos

You'll be in my heart,
Believe me,
You'll be in my heart.
I'll be there from this day on,
now and forever more.
Ooh you'll be in my heart
(you'll be here in my heart)
No matter what they say
(I'll be with you)
You'll be here in my heart
(I'll be there)
Always

Always
I'll be with you,
I'll be there for you always
Always and always.
Just look over your shoulder x3
I'll be there always.

Hyvää naisten päivää!!Sunnuntai 08.03.2009 12:05

:) <3Sunnuntai 08.03.2009 06:29

Dead and GoneSunnuntai 01.03.2009 20:51


Chorus:
Ooooooo I've been travelin on this road to long
Just trying to find my way back home
The old me is dead and gone… dead and gone…
Ooooooo I ve been travelin on this road to long
Just trying to find my way back home
The old me is dead and gone… dead and gone… eeyy

Verse 1 (T.I.)
Ever had one of them days u wish woulda stayd home
Run into a group of ni&&as getting they hate on
U walk by they get wrong u reply then sh*t get blown
Way outta proportion way past discussion
Just u against them, pick one then rush em
Figure you get jump, yeah that next
They don’t wanna stop there now they bussin
Now u gushin, ambulance rushin u to the hospital with a bad concussion
Plus ya hit 4 times bullet hit ya spine paralyzed waist down now ya wheel chair bound
Nevermind that now u lucky to be alive, Just think it all started u fussin with 3 guys
Now ya pride in the way but ya pride is the way u could *uck around get shot die anyday
Ni&&as die every day all over bull sh*t dope money dice game ordinary hood sh*t
Could this be cuz of hip hop music or did the ones with the good sense not use it
Usually ni&&as don’t kno what to do whith their back against the wall so they just start shootin
For red or for blue or for blow I guess, from Bankhead upto ya projects
No more stray, now im straight, now I get it now I take
Time to think, before I make mistakes just for my family’s sake
That part of me left yesterday the heart of me is strong today
No regrets im blessed to say the old me dead and gone away.

Chorus

Verse 2 (T.I.)
I aint never been scared, I lived through tragic
Situations coulda been dead lookin back at it
Most of that sh*t didn’t even have to happen
But u don’t think about it when u out there trappin
In apartments hangin smokin and rappin
Ni&&as start sh*t next thing ya kno we cappin
Get locked up then didnt even get mad
Now think about damn what a life I had
Most of that sh*t look back just laugh
Some sh*t still look back get sad
Maybe my homboy still be around
Had I not hit the ni&&a in the mouth that time
I won that fight, I lost that war
I can still see my ni&&a walkin out that door
Who’da thought I’d never see Philant no more
Got enough dead homies I don’t want no more
Cost a ni&&a his job, cost me more
I’da took that ass-whoopin now for sure
Now think before I risk my life
Take them chances to get my stripe
A ni&&a put his hands on me alright
Otherwise stand there talk sh*t all night
Cuz I hit you , you sue me,
I shoot you, get locked up, who me?
No more stress, now im straight, now I get it now I take
Time to think before I make mistakes just for my family’s sake
That part of me left yesterday the heart of me is strong today
No regrets im blessed to say the old me dead and gone away.

Chorus
Verse 3 (J.T.)
I turn my head to the east… I don’t see nobody by my side
I turn my head to the west… still nobody in sight
So I turn my head to the north, swallow that pill that they call pride
The old me is dead and gone, the new me will be alright
I turn my head to the east… I don’t see nobody by my side
I turn my head to the west… still nobody in sight
So I turn my head to the north, swallow that pill that they call pride
The old me is dead and gone, the new me will be alright

[Ei aihetta]Tiistai 24.02.2009 23:08

Hey, hey
Hey what's happenin' e'erybody
I hope they get my good side
You know I gotta look good when I walk out the house
You know I know the camera's following
I know they taking pictures, right Drama
Ay man, you watch it I live it, you dig that
Y'all sit back relax get some popcorn man
I'm gonna make it a good show, you dig that
This goin' make a hell of a movie huh

My life, your entertainment
You watch it while I live it (live it)
[rap, hip-hop and R&B lyrics found on beckerist.com]
I walk they follow (ay)
I talk they holla (ay)
Just here for your amusement
My life, your entertainment
You watch it while I live it (live it)
You waitin' for me to lose it
I guess I'm just here for your amusement

The price of fame I think I paid, want my change I done gave
E'erything in my possession for my seconds on the stage
For my name up in lights and multi-million record sales
I done gave up my life, can't get a moment to myself
When alone I ask myself, is it worth it? I ain't perfect
Neither is anybody else, but I think my kids deserve
To be with Daddy out in public without all the interruptions

When the lies and gossip's published I'm the topic of discussion
And I stay in trouble just to show these suckers I ain't lost it
And I'd do it all again that's the funny thing about it
I ain't playing, boy I'm 'bout it
Will I change, boy I doubt it
I done been a lot of things, I ain't never been a coward
See the paparazzi crowded all around me now
Same niggas who was dissin' want a pound like I'm C now
Showered with support from my adoring fans
They hear T.I.'s arrested they're like here we go again

My life, your entertainment
You watch it while I live it (live it)
I walk they follow (ay)
I talk they holla (ay)

Just here for your amusement
My life, your entertainment
You watch it while I live it (live it)
You waitin' for me to lose it
I guess I'm just here for your amusement

You've seen it all before, guys know how the story goes
It's like 2Pac never died, sit back, enjoy the show
You see the shit that scares you senseless, I done lived through it
Knew the risks and the consequences and I still do it
And then I'm so fresh, them niggas mildew it
Not just a actor by profession, pimp, I live movies
That's why they whisper when they see me, point and stare at me
'Cause they just wanna live through me vicariously
Fashion weekend, Paris week, party like a rockstar

Get blown by a top model 'til she catch lockjaw
Got the dough you get a year, stashed in my sock drawer
Showed you the troubles and the struggles of an outlaw
Top dog would not fall, I am not y'all
Couple pages out the calendar and I'm out y'all
Kid listen, pay attention, you don't wanna be me
It's safer to watch it on T.V.

My life, your entertainment
You watch it while I live it (live it)
I walk they follow (ay)
I talk they holla (ay)
Just here for your amusement
My life, your entertainment
You watch it while I live it (live it)

You waitin' for me to lose it
I guess I'm just here for your amusement

See I don't think it would even matter (to me)
Woking a nine to (five) would it be better
I mean be honest, would you care to gossip about me
Not likely
I guess that's just the way that it goes (the way that it goes)
('Cause I know) See I can be somewhere out keeping it cool
(And get told) Almost anything instead of the truth
Y'all know more than I do, it's breaking news to me too
Easy killer y'all know that ain't how I move (ooh)
He said and she said (what) I did what, with they (who)
No not me I said (not me) she gave me no head (ooh)
Won't get me again (hey) I pleaded the fifth (hey)

I know better than to ever talk during the film...
in' and flashing lights can blind your eyesight
To when you cant see what's wrong from right
Well shorty 'til you walk a mile in my shoes
And understand this is who I am
Usher I completely concur
Life can be such a blur, obviously we prefer
Our privacy but instead we endure
Yes sir, don't expect nothin' less of me
'Cause this goin' probably be this way until the death of me
But for the hustle and the lady on my arm now
Plus all my kids and my mom's I'm a calm down
And yo, we doin' just fine, and the time's just flyin'
Live one headline at a time


My life, your entertainment
You watch it while I live it (live it)
I walk they follow (ay)
I talk they holla (ay)
Just here for your amusement
My life, your entertainment
You watch it while I live it (live it)
You waitin' for me to lose it
I guess I'm just here for your amusement

HEPKeskiviikko 18.02.2009 21:51

HEP - testi

Sano HEP, jos olen kaverilistallasi.
Tämä mittaa ihmisten rehellisyyttä.
Ja ujoutta.
Muistakaa kävijälista.
Sanottuasi HEP, kopioi tämä omaan päiväkirjaan ja katso kuinka moni uskaltaa olla SINULLE rehellinen.