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Olen: joni
Haluan: juankosken lähellä sijaitsevalle paikkakunnalle mökille :D
Minulla on: jatkuvasti kivaa
Vihaan: jotakuten kaikkia ja kaikkea
Pelkään: joulupukkia
Kuulen: jatkuvaa nalkutusta
Pohdin: jatkuvasti rahaa
Rakastan: joulua
Minuun koskee: jatkuvasti
Minä aina: jumppaan
Minä en ole: järin kiva ihminen
Laulan: järkyttävällä äänellä
Itken: joskus
En ole aina: jatkuvasti koneella, vaan aina
Kirjoitan: jorinoita työkseni
Hämmennyn: jatkuvasta kiireestä
Tarvitsen: jumppaopettajaa
Minun pitäisi: jakaa rakkauttani enemmän <3

Olen nyt sitten virallisesti peeaa. Asunto ostettu ja muutto lahteen edessä 30.10!!!

Moi...pakko kehuu sulle,
kokeile sääkin!! Mä oon
kokeillu uutta
VIINIDIEETTIÄ... Ihan
uskomaton dieetti: heti
ekalla viikolla hävis kolme
päivää!!!

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. When he finished, he found his horse had been stolen.
He comes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling. "Who stole my horse?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered.

"I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I'm finished, I'm gonna do what I dun back in Texas and I don't want to have to do what I dun back in Texas!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly.

He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled up and started to ride out of town.

The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, what happened in Texas?"

The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home!"

Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?"

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"

Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.

"President Clinton," his boss quickly retorts.

"Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."
And off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Bubb on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."

Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.

"The Pope," his boss replies.

"Sure!" says Bubba.

"My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time."

So off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?"

His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?"

Kaikkihan me olemme kuulleet siitä että ihmisillä on munaa tai palleja tehdä jotain, mutta tietääkö kukaan eroa?

Noh, mutta kerrotaanpas se kaikille tässä vaiheessa.


MUNAA - on se kun saavut kotiin kavereiden kanssa vietetyn illan jälkeen, tapaat vaimosi eteisessä luuta kädessään ja sinulla on munaa kysyä:

"Oletko vieläkin siivoilemassa vai meinasitko lähteä lentoon jonnekin?"


PALLEJA - on se kun saavut kotiin kavereiden kanssa vietetyn illan jälkeen, haisten parfyymille ja bisselle, huulipunaa kauluksessa, läimäisten vaimoa perseelle ja sinulla on palleja sanoa:

"Sinä olet vuorossa seuraavaksi"



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-Jos mokaa, nii pitää dokaa-

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