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[Ei aihetta]Lauantai 04.09.2010 20:41

"I thought you said you drugged the meat."
"I did!"
"Look at him, he's foaming at the mouth."
"That thing should be dead. I dosed him with, like, two grams."
"Grams? Grams of what?"
"Crank!"
"... You fed crystal to a killer Doberman? Are you retarded?"
"No. Should I shoot him?"

Rakastan tota sarjaa. Ja tota kohtausta, Rossin ilmeet on niin täydellisiä että niille on pakko nauraa.

Perjantai 19.02.2010 23:04

Kiitos lu2, olette parhaita.
Wanhat ohi - luojan kiitos! Oli aivan parasta, nää ihmiset on kultaa, mutta mä olen onnellinen että se on ohi. Mun tanssikiintiö on täynnä, en varmana tanssi vuoteen. Ja oli niin ihanaa päästä korkkareista ja mekosta eroon ja vetää noi XL-kokoiset collarit ja Reinot päälle. Mä vihaan mekkoja muutenkin aivan älyttömästi ja kaks päivää mekossa on ihan liikaa.
Mutta siis, oli parasta. En mistään hinnasta jättäis tätä väliin. Olo on nyt kuollut, jalat on paskana ja varpaat vuotaa verta [suosittelen kynsien leikkaamista ennen wanhoja] ja väsyttää, mutta olen onnellinen silti. Mua vituttaa aivan sairaasti että multa jää jatkot väliin [huomenna Hesaan - pitäis jotenkin olla kunnossa] mutta sille ei nyt mahda mitään ja on kyllä illasta muuten niin hyvä fiilis, että ei haittaa.
Ja Santa Fe; se ruoka, seura ja jutut - pure love. Mä rakastan mun luokkaani. Ne ihmiset on parhaita. Erittäin vähäruokaisena ihmisenä mä en tietenkään syönyt kaikkea. Enhän mä koskaan. Isä syö aina mun ruuat. Ei sillä ollu mitään tekemistä sen kanssa, että siinä ruuassa olis ollu jotain vikaa.
Mutta kampauksen purkaminen oli kamalaa. Pinnien lukumäärää en viitti edes laskea, hengettömiä ei saanu pois kuin saksilla ja hiuslakkaa oli niin paljon, ettei mulla hiukset liikkunu edes ulkona tuulessa. Oli niin ihanaa päästä kuumaan suihkuun ja pestä hiukset. Puhtaat hiukset on niin pure love right now.
Mutta siis tosiaan - mä en ikinä jättäis tätä kokemusta väliin, mutta olen erittäin onnellinen ettei tätä tartte tehä enää uudestaan. Ja lipputuloja saatiin ~700 euroa, joten siinäkin suhteessa oli erittäin onnistunut ilta.

Tekis niin mieli nyt polttaa toi mekko. Olis loistava päätös koko illalle.

HAH !!Keskiviikko 30.12.2009 18:24


Vituttaako?

Lauantai 26.12.2009 20:20


Chief Master Sergeant Epps: Did he say good-bye?
Major Lennox: No, he didn't say good-bye.

Jetfire: What do you want?
Sam Witwicky: Look, we just want to talk!
Jetfire: I've got no time to talk, I'm on a mission! I'm a mercenary doom-bringer!... What planet am I on?
Sam Witwicky: Earth.
Jetfire: Earth? Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it DIRT, Planet Dirt...


Mikaela Banes: Is he still having voice problems?
Sam Witwicky: He's playing it off.


Sam Witwicky: They gotta mean something, like a map or like map. Like a map to an Energon source! Can you read this?
Skids: Read?
Mudflap: No. We don't really do much reading. Not so much.


Sam Witwicky: Bee, if you hate me I understand. I messed up. I'm sorry.
Bumblebee: You are the person I care for most in my life, and if there is anything you need I won't be far away.


Chief Master Sergeant Epps: I hope those F-16s got good aim.
Major Lennox: Yeah? Why's that?
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: I told them to hit the orange smoke.
[looks slowly at the orange smoke a few feet to his right]
Major Lennox: You mean that orange smoke?
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: It wasn't my best throw...


Agent Simmons: I spent my whole life looking for NBEs, and you've got one on your leash like a Chihuahua...

Wheelie: I'm changing sides. I'm changing sides, to the Warrior Goddess.
[climbs on Mikaela's foot]
Wheelie: Who's your little Autobot?
Mikaela Banes: Aww, You're cute...
Wheelie: Name's Wheelie. Yeah. Say my name, say my name...
Sam Witwicky: What are you allowing to happen to your foot just now?
Mikaela Banes: At least he's faithful, Sam.
Sam Witwicky: Yeah, well, he's faithful and he's nude and he's perverted.



Love it! Se on loistava. Toteutus ja kaikki - pure love!
Ja Tyrese Gibson on HOT. Jokaiselle sen kohtaukselle oli pakko vinkua. Optimus Prime on kuollu ja erittäin herkkä hetki menossa (i didn't cry btw) ja mitä mä teen - inisen Gibsonille joka muuten näytti erittäin hyvältä niissä aurinkolaseissaan. Oli melkein julmaa laittaa se siihen kohtaukseen.
Lopussa oli pakko itkeä.
Ja miten on mahdollista että itkevä autobotti (jota ei edes ole olemassa) on niin perhanan suloinen että sille on ihan pakko awwitella? C'moon, se on AUTO.

Keskiviikko 23.12.2009 18:04


1. Indispensable for Jak
2. Cheeky and unpredictable
3. Reckless
4. Missing pants
5. Clumsy
6. App. 50cm small
This companion has plush, velvety fur, but can be cynical and mean. Sometimes his carelessness makes life so much harder.


parasta koko pelissä ♥

[Ei aihetta]Maanantai 21.12.2009 17:14


oli ihan pakko!

Maanantai 21.12.2009 16:26


love it ♥

Sculptor: Hey! Little furry dude! Oh, I thought you were my muse!
Daxter: Your what?
Sculptor: You haven't seen a muse before? It's this tall and crazy like a lark!

Daxter: Hey baby! Why don't you and I go cruisin' on this A Grav Zoomer?
Keira: Rule number one, I don't date animals...
Daxter: Ah, you don't know what you missin'!

Red Sage: Heh heh heh heh...! You've finally come to rescue me! Do you know how long I've been in here? Heh heh heh...! What are your names?
Daxter: I'm Daxter. He's Jak. He's with me.

Maia: We have been given a beauty beyond anything you could understand.
Daxter: Beauty? Have you two looked in a mirror lately?

Warrior: Oh, my aching head.
Daxter: I doubt that's one of your vital organs! Walk it off, Tough Guy!
Warrior: Oh, sure, I was tough once. Maybe even the toughest of them all! I single-handedly defended this village against those horrid creatures for almost a year. Then that horrible monster arrived and commenced the boulder bombardment. So... full of valor... armor shining in the sun... I climbed the hill to take him on. But he pounded me like one tenderizes a Yakow steak.
Daxter: Have you tried attacking him with your melodrama? Cos it's killing me.

Samos Hagai the Green Sage: It's about time you two decided to show up!
Daxter: Nice to see you, too! Do they have you mopping the floors now?

Daxter: Look, old man! Are you gonna keep yappin', or are you gonna help me outta this mess?
Samos Hagai the Green Sage: I'm gonna keep yappin!

Boggy Billy: I own these here parts. Everything that doesn't sink into the mud that is!
Daxter: Judging by the smell, I'd wager your bathtub sank into the mud long ago!
Boggy Billy: What's a bathtub?

Jak: Where would you be without me, eh Dax?
Daxter: Well, I probably wouldn't be 2 feet tall, fuzzy, and running in a sewer without any pants... God, I miss pants.

Jak: Great, more mucking in the mud...
Daxter: I hate to burst your bathtub bubbles baby, but that ain't just mud down there.

Krew: What is that awful smell?
Daxter: Great! We do your dirty work, and end up smelling worse than a wet hip hog in a warm barn.
Krew: No, I think it was my lunch, actually.

Daxter: Hey, Tattooed Wonder, how come we get all the crappy missions?
Torn: Because I... don't... like... you!

Vin: Oh, friendlies? Oh, thank goodness! We... so... whe... where's the army?
Daxter: Ah... we're it.
Vin: What? Just you two? What do they think I'm worth?
Jak: I'm beginning to wonder that myself.

Keira: Erol's the best racer I've ever seen.
Jak: He's not what you think.
Keira: And you're a good judge of character? Ha! Look at you. People say you get angry and... change. Besides, the Jak I knew wouldn't be working for a guy like Krew.
Jak: I need Krew's connections to fight the Baron. Without my... You know what? Do it your way, and I'll do it mine. Just don't come crying to me when the walls fall down!

Pecker: Greetings, brave fighters! The one, the only, the greatest highness of all highnesses, the magnificent, eminently...
Damas: Enough. Just get on with it.
Pecker: Sorry, I got a bit carried away. Did I mention how fabulous your hair looks?
Damas: Pecker!

Oracle: You will need all the power you can muster to survive this terrible test, great one.
Daxter: I can handle it.
Oracle: I was talking to the tall one... shorty!

Kleiver: Care to wager a little somethin' on a race, then? If you win, I'll let you keep that little vehicle for as long as you live. And if I win?
Jak: I don't have anything.
Kleiver: I'd say that yappy rodent of yours is a bit bony, but skinned and buttered he'd make a nice treat. My vehicle against him.
Daxter: Forget it buddy! Jak would never...
Jak: Done.

Daxter: Torn? What are you doing to my place?
Torn: We needed a southern HQ for the war. Plus, I kinda like the sign with the Ottsel Head outside.
Daxter: Yeah... it's cool, huh?
Torn: We use it for target practise.
Daxter: Hey!

Daxter: Ah, excuse me Count Vulgar...
Count Veger: It's Veger!
Daxter: Yeah, whatever. Isn't it kinda nice to just curl up in the shade sometimes? Just chillin it... watching the hot babes prancing around in their skimpy little bikinis. Ya know, how they just jiggle. I get that special tingling feeling in my tail.

[Ei aihetta]Tiistai 15.12.2009 18:20


Mä en osaa päättää onko toi foorumi kaikkine kivoine toimintoineen parempi vai vaan monimutkaisempi.

Sunnuntai 06.12.2009 15:23

You were free
You were innocent
You believed
In a happy end
Days turned into years
Now you're here
With your broken mind
While your dreams
Are sleeping quiet
Silence can destroy
Get up and raise your voice




unohtu taas...

Some things are worth fighting for ♥Torstai 29.10.2009 11:26


Before they were soldiers, they were family. Before they were legends, they were heros. Before there was a nation, there was a fight for freedom.

Mel Gibson, Heath Ledger, Gregory Smith, Jason Isaacs, Lisa Brenner, Joely Richardson, Mika Boorem, Skye McCole Bartusiak, Trevor Morgan, Bryan Chafin, Logan Lerman ♥
Rakastan tätä. Tämä on yksi upeimmista leffoista mitä on tehty. Vaikka mun makuun tää sais olla vielä raaempi ja K18-luokitus on kyllä niin yläkanttiin vedetty. Tää ei ole edes raaka, vaikka sotaa on olevinaan koko leffa. Ja mitä sotaa toi tollanen muka on olevinaan? Mutta rakastan tätä silti, tää on aivan upea. Ja mä itkin taas. Ja mä rakastan noita nimiä tässä leffassa (Benjamin, Gabriel, Thomas, Samuel, Nathan, William, Charlotte, Margaret, Susan, Anne...)
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