IRC-Galleria

Pick the month (number) you were born in:

1. I fell in love with
2. I ate a
3. I smacked
4. I sang to
5. I gave my number to
6. I murdered
7. I shot
8. I gave a lap dance to
9. I choked on
10. I bitched out
11. I had sex with
12. I humped

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1. A homeless guy
2. your mom
3. a banana
4. a fork
5. a Mexican
6. a gangster
7. a hooker
8. an ipod
9. my best friends boyfriend
10. a goat
11. my dog
12. a ninja
13. the computer
14. a football player
15. my neighbor
16. myself
17. a Jones soda
18. a llama
19. a pickle
20. a stuffed animal
21. a permanent marker
22. my dad
23. a condom
24. my psychiatrist
25. a policeman
26. my brother
27. my sister
28. a baseball ball
29. a DVD player
30. a paperclip
31. my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White - Because I was high.
Black - Because I was drunk.
Pink - Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red - Because the voices told me to.
Blue - Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green - Because I hate myself.
Purple - Because I'm naked.
Grey - Because that's how I roll.
Yellow - Because someone offered me $1,000,000 dollars
Orange - Because I hate my family.
Other - Because that's how I roll.