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Matt: If you had to select a fancy dress outfit for me, would you choose Batman, Superman or Wonderwoman?
Chris: Batman
Matt: That's dark. I'm not a dark person, I'm the sunshine of your life
Dom: Well I'd say Wonderwoman
Matt: That's how he'd want to see me. Ever since I saw him bend over to get an injection in the bum theres been a strange energy between us (laughs) there's definately suspicion!

Dom: whats the worst thing about sharing a tourbus with me?
matt: all your faffing about. his electric toothbrush and mouthwash just wind me up. for one, it reminds me how unclean I am.

chris:whats my most annoying habit?
matt: farting. I can recognise you by your farts by both smell and volume

chris: who's the biggest bitch?
Dom: matts the biggest and we're his bitches

dom: if a venomous snake bit by arse would you suck the poison out?
matt: I'd be more than happy to. I have got medical training-I did a first aid course. i can do resuscitation, mouth-to-mouth, all that kind of thing. if you cut an artery open I could stop the bleeding; tie a belt around the groin, fucking do it tight and stand on it, and go 'SHUT UP'!.....but yeah, the venom. I'm not that advanced but I'd give it a go
dom: what if it bit me on my knob?
matt: then I would let you die.

matt: am I in touch with my feminine side? actually this isn't my question, I nicked it out of Dom's glass!
dom: in touch with your feminine side? er, yes and no. actually I mean yes, but at the same time...no (laughs)
matt: what do you mean?
dom: well yeah you are because you wear women's clothes
matt: do I?
Dom: but when I've tried to kiss you, you don't like it