10 THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM SUPERNATURAL
1. Always have salt in your home
(Sam: "What kind of a house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks!")
2. Unicorns are real
(Dean: "I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!")
3. Gay love fixes everything
(Ed: "Here we were, thinking we were teaching you, and all this time you were teaching us... About heart, about dedication, and… About how gay love can pierce through the veil of death and save the day.")
4. Clowns are evil sons of bitches
(Sam: "At least I'm not afraid of flying."
Dean: "Planes crash, Sam!"
Sam: "And apparently clowns kill!")
5. In this iPod age, Walkmans are still useful for many things
(Sam: "Yeah, I know what an EMF Meter is, but why does that one look like a busted up walkman?"
Dean: "Cause that's what I made it out of. It's homemade.")
6. When feeling distressed, distract yourself with your favourite songs
(Sam: "Are you humming Metallica?"
Dean: "Calms me down.")
7. Teach children the importance of good rock bands
(Dean: "Alright, if you're gonna be talking now, this is a very important phrase, so I want you to repeat it one more time."
Lucas: "Zeppelin rules!"
Dean: "That's right. Up high.")
8. When all else fails, Molotov cocktails are the way to go
(Lucifer: "Castiel, did you just Molotov my brother... with Holy Fire?")
9. Lying can get you anywhere
(Dean: "You're serious? You're gonna walk in there and tell him the truth?"
Castiel: "Why not?"
Dean: "Because... we're humans. And when humans want something, really really bad... we lie."
Castiel: "Why?"
Dean: "Because... that's how you become president.")
10. Chuck Shurley is God
(Chuck: "Well, there's only one explanation. Obviously, I'm a god.")