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Sick leave:

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take leave, so I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then
he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the
ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
would think I was 'CRAZY' and give me a few days off. A few minutes
later the Boss came into the office and asked 'What are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her '...And
where do you think you're going?'

(You're going to love this.....)

She said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark.'