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"Now, you better get good and ready
I, the Lord Vegeta,
Shall cook a-plenty!!"
First of all, the cabbage, chop it finely
Smash it into atoms for me!!
(chop it up, chop it up, chop, chop it up)
You're next, you bastard carrot!
That name of yours sounds like the word for "humans"
Small, completely spineless bastard
Your bitter taste makes one puke!
Huhahahahahahaha Huhahahahahahaha
But that tack won't work against me!
Now, slowly peel off all of the skin
Reveal, reveal, let's carve it up!!
(Reveal, reveal, reveal, reveal)

Ooooh, next we have "pig meat"!
Ah, it is so well glazed
Now you watch the fresh bastard
Violently throbbing chest, great garnish!
Now, concentrate all your power
200g in one gulp is all there is to a coma!
(Ragged, Ragged, Ragged, Ragged-ged-ged-aaah)
Alright, the challenge is here with the yam!
Why you, putting on a rough exterior and all that
I'm going to strip that skin of yours!

(Slipp'ry, Slipp'ry, Slipp'ry, Slipp'ry, Sticky, Sticky, Sticky, Sticky)
You naughty bastard!
(Scrub it, Scrub it, Scrub it, Scrub it, Dirty, Dirty, Dirty, Dirty)
Twirl your hand to finish it right off!
You're oh so slippery and make me itch
But you won't defeat me
Till the end I'll scrub you out I'd bet my honor on it!

Haahaahaahaa haahaahaahaa
Now, you blasted left-over scraps
I'll round each of you up to the last piece!!

Mix the water in with the flour!
Stuff in some Tenkasu and egg yolks!
Drop in some shredded ginger
And mix--!!
(Mix mix mix)

And you bastard a while ago... Oh so, so sloppy
Mix them all in one big mess
Then just cook them up on an iron plate slowly, carefully
(Sizzle, Sizzle, Sizzle)
And for the finishing touch, green seaweed and dried bonito in sauce!
How now, have you had enough already!!
Huhahahahahahaha Huhahahahahahaha

"The Okonomiyaki Battle is over
Now, open your mouth wide
This is the peak of perfection!!!"

Oh blast it,
I just completely forgot the mayonnaise


Carrot=Kakarot.. --.--''' Baka Bejita !