IRC-Galleria

1. Miehet ovat kuin... laksatiiveja: ne ärsyttävät kaiken paskan ulos Sinusta.

2. Miehet ovat kuin.. banaaneja: mitä vanhemmaksi ne tulevat, sen vähemmän kiinteitä ne ovat.

3. Miehet ovat kuin... sää: et voi tehdä mitään muuttaaksesi sitä.

4. Miehet ovat kuin.. sekoittimia: tarvitset yhden, muttet ole aivan varma, miksi.

5. Miehet ovat kuin.. suklaapatukoita: makeita, pehmeitä ja yleensä menossa suoraan lantiollesi.

6. Miehet ovat kuin... mainoksia: et voi uskoa sanaakaan siitä, mitä ne sanovat.

7. Miehet ovat kuin...hallituskumppanuuksia: niiden kypsyminen kestää niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin pitkään.

8. Miehet ovat kuin.. ripsiväri: juoksevat yleensä karkuun ensimmäisen tunteenpurkauksen jälkeen.

9. Miehet ovat kuin.. popcornit: ne saavat Sinut kylläiseksi, mutta vain hetkeksi.

10. Miehet ovat kuin.. parkkipaikat: kaikki hyvät on varattu ja loput ovat invoja.

11. Miehet ovat kuin... laavalamput: hauskoja katsella, mutta eivät kovin kirkkaita.

12. Miehet ovat kuin.. lumimyrsky: et koskaan tiedä, milloin ne ovat tulossa, kuinka monta senttiä saat, tai kuinka kauan se kestää.

Näin kulutan aikaa
maatessani alla tämän taivaan
josta pilvet tekevät harmaan
sen tiedän, varmaan takana sinisten
silmieni päätäni vaivaan
alla tämän taivaan
kun kuluttelen aikaa, kun kuluttelen aikaa

Ja mä poltan tupakan ja sitten toisen tupakan
ja sitten mietin; josko soittaisin jollekin
ei kukaan soita minulle, soittaisinko sinulle
kun et kuitenkaan pääsisi tulemaan
ja makaan selälläni, minun kelloni raksuttaa
pikkuhiljaa naksuttaa
Olen yksin tämän perjantain,
vietän yksin tämän perjantain,
tämän pitkän perjantain

Takana sinisten
silmieni tiedän värin taivaan
sillä päätä vaivaan,
tiedän värin taivaan,
tiedän värin taivaan

Päivä illaksi muuttuu,
pelkään että kelloni puuttuu,
itsekseen ajan kulkuun suuttuu
Lakkaa lyömästä,
sitten syömästä aikaa pois
ei riitä että jätättää minut perjantaihin
jättää, loputtomaan perjantaihin
jättää, loputtomaan perjantaihin

Ja mä poltan tupakan ja sitten toisen tupakan
ja sitten mietin; josko soittaisin jollekin
ei kukaan soita minulle, soittaisinko sinulle
kun et kuitenkaan pääsisi tulemaan
ja makaan selälläni, minun kelloni raksuttaa
pikkuhiljaa naksuttaa
Olen yksin tämän perjantain,
vietän yksin tämän perjantain,
tämän pitkän perjantain

Takana sinisten
silmieni tiedän värin taivaan
sillä päätä vaivaan,

Tiedän värin taivaan

'Minulla oli loppuviikosta varattuna aika gynekologille.
Varhain aamulla sain vastaanotolta puhelinsoiton ja kerrottiin, että nyt
aamuksi olisi peruutusaika klo 9.30 . Otin sen.

Olin juuri saanut kaikki perheenjäsenet lähetettyä töihin ja kouluun,kun
huomasin, että kello on jo 8.45. Matka lääkärille kestäisi noin 35
minuuttia, joten yhtään ylimääräistä aikaa ei ollut.

Kuten yleensä kaikki naiset mennessään gynekologille, otan hygienia-asiat
hieman tarkemmin huomioon, mutta tällä kerralla en voinut käyttää siihen
kovin paljon aikaa. Ryntäsin portaat ylös, heitin pyjaman nurkkaan ja
kastelin pesualtaan reunalla olevan pesukintaan ja pesaisin 'alakerran'
pikaisesti varmistaen, että olisin jotakuinkin 'näyttökunnossa'. Viskaisin
pesukintaan pyykkikoppaan, puin kiireesti jotain päälleni, hyppäsin
autooni ja ajoin vastaanotolle.

Jouduin odottamaan vuoroani hetken aikaa ennen kuin minut kutsuttiin
sisään. Tietäen toimintatavan, kuten varmasti sinäkin, hyppäsin pöydälle,
katselin huoneen toiselle puolelle ja kuvittelin olevani Pariisissa tai
jossain muussa upeassa paikassa tuhansien kilometrien päässä.

Hämmästyin hieman lääkärin sanoessa: 'Hyvänen aika sentään, sitä ollaan
sitten nähty ekstravaivaa, vai mitä?' En vastannut mitään.

Vastaanoton jälkeen huokaisin helpotuksesta ja menin kotiin. Loppupäivä
kului normaaliin tahtiin, kaupassakäyntiä, siivousta, ruoanlaittoa jne.

Eskarissa oleva kuusivuotias tyttäreni oli huoneessaan leikkimässä.
Yhtäkkiä hän huusi kylpyhuoneesta: 'Äiti, missä mun peskukinnas on?'
Käskin hänen ottaa puhtaan kaapista.

Hän parkaisii: 'Ei!!!' Hän huusi:' Mä tarviin sen, joka oli tässä altaan
reunalla. Siinä oli kaikki mun kimalteet ja hileet säästössä

musta tuli täti 51 cm ja 3700 kg kokoselle tyttö vaaville
onnea siskosein

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auta kissaa valloittamaan irc-galleria
lisäämällä tämä sinunkin päiväkirjaasi :D

en tiä onko tää teistä hauskaa mut mä nauroin kymmene minsaa keittiön lattialla.. (voi johtua tietysti jonkinlaisesta kohtauksesta) istuin ensin ihan jumissa olkkarissa koneella ku sit lähdin keittiöstä hakee juomaa.. mulla oli kuullokkeet päässä missä 3metrin johto ja unohdin ne päähäni ku nousin.. siinä sitte ku olin olkkarin toisessa laidassa ni nää nappikuulokkeet irtos mun päästä ja melkee kaaduin samalla selälleni.. oli jengillä ihmettelemistä sohvalla

jääpää ja jne... =)

When the sun shines
WeÂ’ll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath
I'mma stick it out 'till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we still have each other
You can stand under my Umbrella

So i chose, huh
You got a phone,
Pick it up and call me

How come, we don't even talk no mo',
And you don't even call no mo',
We don't barely keep in touch at all,
And I don't even feel the same love when we hug no mo',
And I heard it through the grape vine we even beefin' now,
After all the years we've been down,
Ain't no way, no how,
This bullshit can't be true,
We family, aint a damn thing change unless it's you

- Mitä sinulla on tällä hetkellä päällä?: alusvaatteet, housut, toppi, sukat ja huivi

- Oletko koskaan ollut ihastunut opettajaasi?: no en ku ne oli sellasia vanhuksia aina kaikki

- Lempieläin: kissa, ruokana sika =)

- Kuka on paras ystäväsi?: taitaapi se kaitsu olla

- Kenelle soitit viimeksi?: jaa...aika monelle tyypille mut kukaan ei vastannu.. äiti tainnu viimeks vastata.

- Oletko koskaan hakannut ketään?: parikin kertaa..ku teini kännit riistäyty käsistä

- Vietätkö paljon aikaa internetissä: Liikaakin.

- Oletko ujo vai ulospäinsuuntautunut: En oikeastaan kumpaakaan. Olen vain epäsosiaalinen

- Vihaatko koulua: jonkin verran

- Onko sinulla sosiaalista elämää: vähän...

- Asutko vielä vanhempiesi luona: En

- Jos et, kuinka vanhana muutit pois: 16...riippuu kuka laskee ja mistä..

- Luotatko helposti ihmisiin: No en juurikaan.ainakaan ensitapaamisella.perusluottamus ihmisiin on vähän hakusessa ku kaikkee on nähny mut toisaalta sitä on kyl aika hyvin oppinu näkee bluffin ja kusetukset

- Oletko koskaan valehdellut parhaalle ystävällesi: Joskus..

- Onko sinulla salaisuuksia jotka saattaisivat järkyttää muita ihmisiä: kyl aina pari ässää täytyy hihassa olla

- Pidätkö tanssimisesta: jep, foxia tai humppaa en kyllä tanssi enää koskaan

- Oletko koskaan käynyt ulkomailla: olen

- Haluatko lähteä kotikaupungistasi?: en vielä..justiinhan mä vasta tänne turkuun muutin

- Oletko hemmoteltu: no en tod... kaitsu kyl kovin yrittää...

- Juotko paljon vettä: En

- Juotko paljon muuta: jep!

- Mitä hammastahnaa käytät: pepsodent white system

- Onko sinulla kännykkää: Kyllä on!

- Jos on, niin minkä merkkinen: nokia

- Ketä ihmistä arvostat: äiteetä ja sisaruksii ja kaitsuu ja emmii

- Onko sinulla rusketusta: ihan pikkasen

- Ärsyynnytkö helposti: ainakin aamuisin...muuten silloin jos minua ei ymmärretä. (eli usein)

- Oletko koskaan karannut: en kotoa muistaakseni mut riparilla kiipesin palotikkaita ikkunasta ulos ja sitten juostiin papin kanssa kilpaa =)

- Haaveiletko paljon: aina välillä

- Onko sinulla paljon exiä: riippuu mitkä lasketaan =) ei vaa..niitä on aina liikaa,en tartteis
yhtään =)

- Höpötätkö paljon: höpönpöpönlöpön...puhun vähän ,mutta höpötän kyllä sitäkin enemmän =)

- Millaisen tatuoinnin haluaisit: lapseni nimi ja syntymäaika alaselkään (siis sit joskus ku
sellanen on)

- Mikä on viimeisin kuulemasi kohteliaisuus: hyvää syntymäpäivää

- Onnennumerosi: 2

- Lempiväri: sähkönsininen

- Kuvaile itseäsi: pirtee(ei aamulla),vähän ujo, rehellinen, kovakuorinen ja luonteinen, blondi ( piuhat on pitkät ja joskus solmussa)

- Poltatko: kyllä

- Juotko: kun janottaa.. =)

- Jos värjäisit hiuksesi? : just mä nää värjäsin punaseks...vähän se on haalistunu mut sit laitetaan lisää väriä...

- Voisitko seurustella itseäsi nuoremman kanssa: no en usko..kyl mä niitten kans olen hiekkalaatikolla ollu leikkimässä mut en mä ole vakavasti niitä ikinä ottanu.. katotaan sit ku 50 villitys iskee

- Voisitko seurustella itseäsi vanhemman kanssa: aina

- Onko sinulla ollut koskaan syömishäiriö(i)tä: lääkärit oli joskus sitä mieltä ku olin teininä langanlaiha ja söin ku hevonen, mut ei kyl mun mielestä..muuta ku liika syömistä

- Kuinka monta kertaa annat puhelimen soida ennen kuin vastaat siihen: mä kyl vastaan sihe sit ku siltä tuntuu..ei ole mitään sääntöä =)

- Näytätkö enemmän isältäsi vai äidiltäsi: ?? jaa...enpä tiedä kyl ollenkaa...isältä varmaanki ku on mulle joskus sanottu malisen leuasta ja hiusten väri on sieltä kans

- Itketkö paljon: sit ku pato murtuu ni alta pois, vaikka harvemmin itken julkisesti....joskus en edes tiedä mitä itken ja usein itken myötätunnosta

- Jos sinun täytyisi luopua yhdestä elimestä, minkä valitsisit: toinen keuhko..(?)..ne on ihan rapakunnossa muutenki. tai munasarja tai joku mitä on kaks ja tulee toimeen yhdelläki =)

- Mitä lausetta käytät eniten puhelimessa puhuessasi: mis oot? / mitä teet?

- Oletko romanttinen: no en...ällötys lässytys

- Milloin oksensit viimeksi:viikko pari sit ku limat jäi aamulla kurkkuun pahasti ni tuli ylös siinä rykiessä ja räkiessä

- Pidätkö enemmän blondeista vai bruneteista: jaa...tiukka...molemmissa on hyvät puolensa.

- Minkä väriset alusvaatteet sinulla on tällä hetkellä: beiket alkkarit ja sinivalkoset rintsikat.. ( tosi eroottiset =D)

- Miten olet sisustanut asuntosi: luonnoläheisesti...siis ei mitään eko ratkasuja vaan vihreää, sinistä ja vaaleita puupintoja. paljon kasveja

- Kengännumerosi: 40-41

- Kuinka pitkä olet: 168

- Millainen olo sinulla on tällä hetkellä: hjyva fiilis =D

- Milloin viimeksi olit juhlissa: pari päivää ennen juhannusta olin valmistujaisissa

- Mitä sinulla on päälläsi nukkuessasi: alkkarit tai ei mitään

- Onko sinusta liikkunut huhuja: no on todellaki! siks kaikki luuleeki tuntevansa mut ja tietävänsä millanen olen (kusipää kuulemma) ennen ku viittiny ees tutustuu....!! perseestä. (yleensä on mieli muuttunu ku on hetken jutellu) jonkun huhun mukaan mulla on joku vahinko lapsiki mikä on huostaan otettu tai jotai muuta paskaa...osaan mä kyl kusipääkin olla mut se sitten on sun oma vikas:murot muroina