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-The Love Bird is 100% faithful to his mate, as long as they are locked together in the same cage
-I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women
-A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man
-I am always looking for meaningful one night stands
-Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is.
-Never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television
-It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

-Jokaisen pitää uskoa johonkin. Minä uskon että otan toisen oluen.
-Jos Barbie on niin suosittu, miksi pitää ostaa hänelle ystäviä?
-Tietokone voitti minut kerran shakissa, muttei pärjännyt tappelussa.
-Kaikilla on valokuvamuisti. Joillakin ei vain ole filmiä.
-Paras asia kirjoissa on se, että niissä on joskus mahtavia kuvia.
-Kun kuolen, haluan mennä rauhallisesti niin kuin isoisäni, nukkuen-- En kiljuen, kuten ne ihmiset hänen autossaan.
-Kerroin vaimolleni, että mies on kuin viini, paranee vanhetessaan. Seuraavana päivänä hän lukitsi minut kellariin.

Hyvillä mielin töihin... Outoo.
Mut poikkeeminen tornissa toi pirun hyvän fiiliksen...

-Every fight is a food fight when youÂ’re a cannibal.
-Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
-All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something.
-Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend
-Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing
-A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often
-Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
-Man has will, but woman has her way.

Mietintää... Unta nyt vai vasta päivällä...? hmm...

Iron Man loppu just ja opin tosta lopusta paljon =)

Carpe diem...
Seize the day before your life fades away
Reach for the skies - for the distant sun
And keep on hiding from the gun

No! You need to sell your soul
for itÂ’s great to lose control
CanÂ’t you feel that growing desire
To go down with the blazing fire

You need to burn and reach the point of no return

- Waste no time dreaming in vain!
You and I arenÂ’t built to last
- Go astray - the only way!
You and I will make it fast
- Burn the candle at both ends!
LetÂ’s take a ride before we fall
- Leave no room for happy endings!
And make it right for once and for all

SomethingÂ’s twisted in your head
for you live as you were dead
So therefore you must play with the gun
and be sure to have your fun

Take my hand and IÂ’ll lead you astray
for itÂ’s the only way
LetÂ’s give in to the growing desire
and go down with the blazing fire

We need to burn and reach the point of no return

- Waste no time dreaming in vain!
You and I arenÂ’t built to last
- Go astray - the only way!
You and I will make it fast
- Burn the candle at both ends!
LetÂ’s take a ride before we fall
- Leave no room for happy endings!
And make it right for once and for all

I'm not crazy, Piper. I just finally know, what I have to do...

Kun mies tuli lomalta, hän pyysi oitis kaksi viikkoa vapaata
mennäkseen vihille.
- Mitä? sanoi pomo. Mikset mennyt naimisiin lomasi aikana?
- Silloin, kummasteli mies, ja pilannut lomani?

Nainen meni lääkärille ja valitti:
- Minulla on kauhea päänsärky!
Lääkäri katsoi tätä lasiensa yli arvioivasti ja totesi:
- Ei se mitään haittaa, en aikonutkaan hässiä kanssasi!

USKOTTEKO ET NYT PÄÄ HAJOO... JA VITUTTAA!