IRC-Galleria

-Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?
-It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
-Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
-The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
-If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door
-The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. Of course He could have made it to last longer, but you can't have everything
-When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

-There cannot be a stressful crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
-Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
-Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness.
-Stress: the confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

-Flirttailu: huomiota ilman aikomusta.

-Jumala loi flirttailun samaan aikaan kuin hölmöyden.

-Every night I go home crying because I'll have to wait until tomorrow to see you again

-Yeah I flirt, IÂ’m not blind and IÂ’m not dead!

-I want to be your teardrop. Born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

-The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart.

-Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway
-Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.
-Today is the last day of some of your life
-It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom
-From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it

-Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
-Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
-I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling
-Alcohol removes inhibitions - like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: "Now bring on that damn cat!"
-Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness

-You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write
-No matter how dark the night, somehow the sun rises once again and all shadows are chased away
-Though my soul may set in darkness, It will rise in perfect light, I have loved the stars too fondly To be fearful of the night
-If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently
-Live life so completely that when death comes to you like a thief in the night, there will be nothing left for her to steal.
-A true man does not need to romance a different girl every night, a true man romances the same girl for the rest of her life
-Love is when you're kept up all night thinking of her, and then when you fall asleep, you find her in your dreams
-I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.

-My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence.
-Silence is the last thing the world will ever hear from me!
-Silence is not only golden; it is seldom misquoted...
-Silence is the genius of fools and one of the virtues of the wise.
-Silence will save me from being wrong, but it will also deprive me of the possibility of being right.
-Be silent, or speak something worth hearing.
-Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
-In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends
-Never miss a good chance to shut up

-Our parents were once our age, unfortunately age equals memory loss!
-People say that when you die, you whole life flashes before your eyes!
Make it worth watching!
-I'm already crazy, now I'm just putting ìt to good use!
-Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's foot prints on the moon
-Don't drive me crazy... I'm close enough to walk!
-I'm not weird, my normal is just different from yours
-Dont think of urself as an ugly person, think of urself as a pretty monkey!
-I speak sarcasm as a second language
-Let's flip a coin; heads we'll be together and tails... we'll flip again
-Ouch...OUCH...ARGH!....SHHHH... I'm thinking
-Life is like music,make it your career,not a one hit wonder
-Why do we kill people who kill to prove that killing people is wrong?
-We laugh at cats because they poop in a box, but they laugh because we clean that box.

Sika ei ole kunnianhimoinen työssään ja haluaa säilyttää
selkeän tasapainon työn ja huvin välillä. Työssään Sika
on kyllä tunnollinen ja etenee hitaasti mutta varmasti.

Sika on sellaista tyyppiä, josta voi moni sanoa
"ihan kuin olisimme vanhoja tuttuja". Sika on nimittäin
ystävällinen ja luotettava, vaikkakin uudessa seurassa
varautunut. Vain muutama hyvistä ystävistäsi tuntee
sinut kunnolla -osaat pitää pientä suojaa sisimpäsi
päällä.

Sika on optimistinen ja rehellinen ja uskollinen, josta
voi seurata myös Sian luonteen häikäilemätöntä
hyväksikäyttöä.
Rakkaussuhteeseen pääsy saattaa olla Sialle vaikeaa,
sillä "Oikea" löytyy vasta monien kokeilujen jälkeen.
Silloinkaan ei vastapuoli saa olla liian vaativa
tunnepuolella.

Sian väri on arvokas Musta.

-U laugh, I laugh. U Cry, I cry. U fall over a cliff, I watch!
-Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet... And what the hell happened to you?!
-God must've loved stupid people! He made so many of them... Then he made it illegal to kill them!!
-Mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead, now every day she goes to school with meat beween her bread
-I decided I'm going to start livin my life to the fullest. Hey can you pass me the remote?