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-Honey, If your gonna be two faced at least make one of them pretty
-I may not say what I mean... But I sure do mean what I say!
-I believe that if life gives you lemons make lemonade... Then you should find someone whos life gave them vodka and throw a party
-I remember calling your boyfriend gay... That all ended when he hit me with his purse
-Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
-Advice is what we ask for when we know the answer and we just wish we didn't...
-Your Funny But Looks Aren't Everything!

-I'm not here to listen, just to criticize
-Im the kind of person my parents want me to stay away from
-I wasn't kissing her again... I just was gettin my gum back
-I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
-It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite
-You say Phsyco like it's a bad thing
-1950's called... They want their hairstyle back!
-When life get's confusing... Just smile and nod

-It's called skill, get some
-If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?
-You may be hot, but I want some one with a great personality
-Excuse me, but my friend wants to know if you think I'm hot
-Before love my heart was a black hole. After love, I didnt have a heart. Im not sure which is better...
-I swear I wasn't talking to her, we were flirting... No, wait...

-Does the noise inside my head bother you?
-Sometimes we must get hurt in order to grow; we must fail in order to know. Sometimes our vision clear only after our eyes are washed away with tears.
-It's not "When Wild Animals Attack!" It's more like "When Stupid People Get Bit!"
-You're just jealous 'couse the little voices talk to me
-I believe in dragons, good women, and other fantacy creatures
-Why do BOY bands sound like GIRLS?
Hey look on the bright side... Not everyone hates you as much as I do...

-Just because two lips have met, it doesn't mean two hearts have joined
-Insanity is just anger put to good use!
-Some people get lost in thought because it's such unfamiliar territory
-Before you decide to live by the "early bird" policy, find out whether you're the bird or the worm.
-Adam said to god "god can you make me a partener" god said it will cost you an arm and a leg! adam said, "what can i get for a rib?"
-Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.
-If a man stands in the middle of a forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
-The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese!
-My imagionary friend thinks you have serious mental problems..
-It's only funny until someone gets hurt... Then it's hilarious

-Ok, angels are all good and stuff? Where's the fun in that?
-Silence is golden...but shouting is fun!
-EVIL is just LIVE spelled backwords
-You don't have to be smart to be a rocket scientist you just have to have a good imagionation
-When you're arguing with an idiot, make sure that the other person isn't doing the same thing!

-Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas...
-Let the world roll along....I'll catch up later.
-Whoever said love lasts forever was drunk .
-My door is Always open, so feel free to leave...
-if you dont like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
-SMILE! it scares people...
-Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh!

-A break up is like a broken mirror... It's better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it back together
-Have you ever noticed that the worst way to miss someone is when thay are right besides you and yet you cannot have them.
-Tears are the words that heart Can't say
-In the end, only kindness matters
-Who do you turn to when the only one who can dry your tears is the one who made you cry?
-Why does a rose represent love, when a rose always dies?
-I had a dream that i still loved you... I THINK I WOKE UP SCREAMING!!!
-Theres a danger in loveing somebody too much and its sad when you know its their heart u cant trust. theres a reason why people dont stay who they are. baby sometimes love just aint enough...
-You're like a pebble in the sand... Your pretty enough to hold on to but i have to let you go...

-Did it hurt when I fell from heaven? No, but it hurt when they clipped my wings for being the devil
-Listen closely to your enemies. They tell you your faults
-When you were born, you were cryin and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.
-If it were supposed to feel good they wouldn't call it a crush.
-Sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them
-For love I'd do anything, for you, I'd do nothing...
-Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
-Dont be afraid of fear let it be afraid of you.
-I'll try being nicer... If you try being smarter.
-Never try to teach a pig to sing... it will just waste your time and annoy the pig!
-Diamonds are nice, and so are pearls, but nothing compares to good looking girls
-If practice makes perfect, and there is no such thing as perfect, why practice?

-If ur nice, you can call me sweet. If ur sweet you can call me honey. If ur hot you can call me tonight
-If u need space join NASA!
-gals are like slinkies; it's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs
-Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!
-what's the difference between boy's soccer and girl's soccer? oh you girl's make it look better!!
-I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either
-Im an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!