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-U laugh, I laugh. U Cry, I cry. U fall over a cliff, I watch!
-Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet... And what the hell happened to you?!
-God must've loved stupid people! He made so many of them... Then he made it illegal to kill them!!
-Mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead, now every day she goes to school with meat beween her bread
-I decided I'm going to start livin my life to the fullest. Hey can you pass me the remote?

-I do not have A.D.D! OH! Is that a butterfly? PRETTY!
-You dont have to be faster than the BEAR, You just have to be faster than the slowest guy running away from the BEAR!
-So teach me those rules, I'll show you how to break them...
-Don't play around squirrels... They'll bite your nuts
-Dont leave me alone, thats dangerous, i might start to think again, the numbness will fade, and the pain will start again...

-Honey, If your gonna be two faced at least make one of them pretty
-I may not say what I mean... But I sure do mean what I say!
-I believe that if life gives you lemons make lemonade... Then you should find someone whos life gave them vodka and throw a party
-I remember calling your boyfriend gay... That all ended when he hit me with his purse
-Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
-Advice is what we ask for when we know the answer and we just wish we didn't...
-Your Funny But Looks Aren't Everything!

-I'm not here to listen, just to criticize
-Im the kind of person my parents want me to stay away from
-I wasn't kissing her again... I just was gettin my gum back
-I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
-It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite
-You say Phsyco like it's a bad thing
-1950's called... They want their hairstyle back!
-When life get's confusing... Just smile and nod

-It's called skill, get some
-If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?
-You may be hot, but I want some one with a great personality
-Excuse me, but my friend wants to know if you think I'm hot
-Before love my heart was a black hole. After love, I didnt have a heart. Im not sure which is better...
-I swear I wasn't talking to her, we were flirting... No, wait...

-Does the noise inside my head bother you?
-Sometimes we must get hurt in order to grow; we must fail in order to know. Sometimes our vision clear only after our eyes are washed away with tears.
-It's not "When Wild Animals Attack!" It's more like "When Stupid People Get Bit!"
-You're just jealous 'couse the little voices talk to me
-I believe in dragons, good women, and other fantacy creatures
-Why do BOY bands sound like GIRLS?
Hey look on the bright side... Not everyone hates you as much as I do...

-Just because two lips have met, it doesn't mean two hearts have joined
-Insanity is just anger put to good use!
-Some people get lost in thought because it's such unfamiliar territory
-Before you decide to live by the "early bird" policy, find out whether you're the bird or the worm.
-Adam said to god "god can you make me a partener" god said it will cost you an arm and a leg! adam said, "what can i get for a rib?"
-Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.
-If a man stands in the middle of a forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
-The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese!
-My imagionary friend thinks you have serious mental problems..
-It's only funny until someone gets hurt... Then it's hilarious

-Ok, angels are all good and stuff? Where's the fun in that?
-Silence is golden...but shouting is fun!
-EVIL is just LIVE spelled backwords
-You don't have to be smart to be a rocket scientist you just have to have a good imagionation
-When you're arguing with an idiot, make sure that the other person isn't doing the same thing!

-Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas...
-Let the world roll along....I'll catch up later.
-Whoever said love lasts forever was drunk .
-My door is Always open, so feel free to leave...
-if you dont like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
-SMILE! it scares people...
-Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh!

-A break up is like a broken mirror... It's better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it back together
-Have you ever noticed that the worst way to miss someone is when thay are right besides you and yet you cannot have them.
-Tears are the words that heart Can't say
-In the end, only kindness matters
-Who do you turn to when the only one who can dry your tears is the one who made you cry?
-Why does a rose represent love, when a rose always dies?
-I had a dream that i still loved you... I THINK I WOKE UP SCREAMING!!!
-Theres a danger in loveing somebody too much and its sad when you know its their heart u cant trust. theres a reason why people dont stay who they are. baby sometimes love just aint enough...
-You're like a pebble in the sand... Your pretty enough to hold on to but i have to let you go...