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Harry rolls his eyes as his band mates speak in unison, each pointing at the other. “Well whoever it was clearly didn’t factor in the, er, fact that we’ve all grown a bit in the last two years.”

“Dougie hasn’t.”

“Fuck off! Yes I have! I’ve grown at least two inches!”

“Not where it counts, you ain’t. Ow!” Danny rubs his arm, and looks incredulously at Dougie. “Did you just bite me?”

“Children, please.” Harry attempts to separate them as Danny wraps his arm around Dougie’s neck, putting him in a headlock. “Are we doing this or not?”

“What is it we’re supposed to be doing anyway?”

“I don’t fucking know! This was your idea!” Harry throws his hands in the air.

“Fucking,” Dougie states. ---




“I need a fag,” Danny mumbles after a minute or two, pushing himself off and dropping down onto the floor to look for his clothes. “What?” He looks up again when he hears Dougie and Harry sniggering.

“Well, I’d say you’ve already had a couple.”

“Grow up, the pair of you.” Danny throws their boxers at their heads.


IHIHIHIHIIHIHHIHIHIHIHIAHAHAHAHAHAHFLAHD,G.HAELKJHFGKLMNABGLFJAÖKJHSFÖJAHR.SJG oh my fucking gay god. HOT. <3

I thought that was what I had to do for my role as boyfriendÂ… to make things HARDERÂ… GET IT?! GET IT!? AREN'T I CLEVER!!!

Â…

-Crickets chirping-

Â…

-Baby crying-

Â…

Shut it.


IHIHIHIIHHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIIIHIHIHI<33
Slash makes us happy (8

Jenny: Laitetaan ne sit siin kastelupannus
ja repes : DDD and then she fucking scared the living daylights out of me when I was reading SLASH THE FUCKING BITCH!!!!!! :'DDD and then she hid in the downstairs toilet. haha.

'CAUSE YOU WHERE NEAR TO KILL ME!!!

well yeah. I was. It was a good slash. AND IT WAS MADE FOR ME!!! I was crying when the FUCKING DICKHEAD CAME AND SCARED ME. bitch. : DD

and we are so pervyyyyy. oh yes we are. but it's fun. : DDDDD ME AND JENNY HAVE SIMULTANEOUSLY DIIIRTY MINDS (((8

HAPPY NEW YEAR <33 thanks girls, ootte kivoi. : DD <3 as Jenny says; LET'S DO IT AGAIN!! :'D

there is an ameeba that says "OMG! Bumsex!" painted on my arm. it's cute. : DDDD and Singstar is a veryvery funny game. and Jimi drooled on my sock -___-' : D

and then I missed the sodding train AND HAD TO FREEZE MY ASS OFF ON THE FUCKING TRAIN STATION :@ gahwk för söndagstidtabeller. bbbbuuut... it's okay!(2Bgay) för nu e Janni här. she's lying on my bed and reading Cosmopolitan. hihhhihi : D

uhhuh. I'm tired. wonder why? o___O :PP


raejuusto e NAM.<3

YES YES YES BACK TO CIVILIZATION FINALLY AARRGGHKAHKLFHAHSGF,SKJ FREAKOUT<33

it was a long time since I enjoyed a shower like today. DAMN YOU SEITLAX for not producing any warm water for the shower and making me FREEZE MY ASS OFF!! GAHWK!

but now I'm hooooooome agaaaaiin<3 annnd... *drumroll* READING SLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASH<33 Ima serious addict, hellyeah. no sku ni o va om ni sku ha vari en vecka nästan helt utan netti i en stuga 11 km utanför Borgå me familjen o farföräldrarna. JEEJEE.

uhhuh. Caps Lock is my friend today. yeppyepp. : DD

HAPPY NEW YEAR<3

YAY FOR CHRISTMAS \o/ anabanana's got her birthday tomorrow. (AND THE DRUMMER! : D) uh-oh, vi har inga äppel! :((( <-- Frida när äpplena e slut. I'm a veryvery sad (and random, apparently) person. : DD
UPDATE: nu for pappa ti butiken o köpa JEE!!

Anna had a very nice dream last night :'D <3 o ja drack cranberryjuice när hon texta de åt mej, o så spotta ja ut saften över hela matbordet. Dad got mad at me, for some odd reason :o and then I refused to tell him what she had written. Well, duh, would you have? "Yeah, my friend had a dream that I - your daughter - got knocked up by the singer/guitarist in McFly. Isn't it funny?" hahhahahaa, ja kan tänka mej pappas ansikte. HELP. : DD


I'm a teenieslasher, apparently. yepyep. :'D



“I’m sorry…what?”


The other sighed in exasperation. “I’m here to take your life,” he explained.


Still as confused as ever, Danny asked the first question that came to mind, which naturally, was a pretty important one, “Take my life?! Who the hell are you?”


The person sighed again before replying in a tone too cheerful for a guy bringing bad news, “I’m known by most as Death, but the guys down there call me Doug Triple X.”

:'DDD

Those are all very beautiful words
But actions speak louder
In case you haven't heard, I'm all alone
While you're out on the town drinkin' with your friends
You can say all these beautiful things
But they don't mean nothing
No, they don't mean a thing
Gotta back it up
But you keep backing down
Tell me how this ends

If you think it's possible then anything is possible
But I think you're impossible
I hope you prove me wrong

You only call me after you've had a few
You only want to hang out when you've got nothing to do
Don't tell me you love me and act like you don't
Oh, if you really want me you just gotta let me know

Same old thing happens every night
You get me going, and then you say goodbye
I'm heated up
And you just leave me there to take care of myself
Don't get mad, don't get all wound up
Just get your act together, or baby give it up
Just let me know if I should hit the road or if you want my help

If you think it's possible then anything is possible
But I think you're impossible
I hope you prove me wrong

You only call me after you've had a few
You only want to hang out when you've got nothing to do
Don't tell me you love me and act like you don't
Oh, if you really want me you just gotta let me know
You only call me when there's no one around
You only wanna come up when you know I'm going down
Don't tell me you love me and act like you don't
Oh, if you really want me you just gotta let me know

You gotta show me you mean it, if you really mean it
You're talking to me like you mean it, and I don't believe it

You only call me after you've had a few
You only want to hang out when you've got nothing to do
Don't tell me you love me and act like you don't
Oh, if you really want me you just gotta let me know
You only call me when there's no one around
You only wanna come up when you know I'm going down
Don't tell me you love me and act like you don't
Oh, if you really want me you just gotta let me know

You only call me after you've had a few (oh oh oh)
You only want to hang out when you've got nothing to do (oh oh oh)
Don't tell me you love me and act like you don't
Oh, if you really want me you just gotta let me know

youÂ’re still stalking me, youÂ’re still bitching around and talking and laughing and pointing your finger, telling bullshit about me to all your friends, but baby youÂ’ve got to accept the fact that people change and IÂ’ve really changed since the days we were friends. I know you canÂ’t accept it simply because youÂ’re you and you canÂ’t accept anything that happens without your royal permission, but thatÂ’s just the way it is and IÂ’m long over you already. you hurt me like hell, I really thought we were friends, but I'm well over that and itÂ’s not my fault youÂ’re still hanging after me, wanting my attention. youÂ’ve got to realize I let go a long time ago, and you donÂ’t mean nothing to me anymore. just accept it, it's time you get down from whatever clouds your head is in and realize the world doesn't spin just 'cause you want it to. mate you've got to realize I don't care a bit about you anymore, and I'm so far above you already nothing you say mean anything.
so get lost, bitch.

yeyyeyey. BORED! orkka fa o sova. nä.

and all the apples are gone. SAD. I've eaten them all... and daddy forgot to buy new ones! -____-'
o så köpte ja nå äpplen från dendär K-kauppan före konserten, men dom va gross. hårda o äckliga. int alls så gula som dom ska vara nams<3 ja åt int upp dom. ja åt grynost iställe<3 (PHRIDAloveRAEJUUSTO)
and now I'm tired. 'cause some wanker had to wake me up at ten today...!! :'DD
o Plantagen imoron. jjejejee! me anna&lin. nam Plantagenkakao<3 dee gottgott. de e också helt kiva o packa såndäna julblommor, dom e jees. sen när man gets the hang of it. ; D

klockan e 01.58. I've got an overdose of slash ihiihihihihihii : DD but it's okay (to be gay).

tididii ja läste just igenom va ja ha skrivi. ja e verkligen seko right now. oh, you noticed? yeah, I thought I noticed that you noticed. and now I'm rambling again.
o så byter ja språk hela tiden. but it's fun : DDD don't want to be alone toniiiiight... but I'm not alone no no no I'm not alone. argh Danny's voice makes me freak out. <3

IHIIHIHIHIHIHIHI SLASH<3

"I can't die! I have a list of things to do before I die," the blue eyed boy said quickly, panic having set in long ago. "I've not started on it!"

"Hel-what's on that list," the pale blond asked curiously, noticing how worked up Harry was getting over being stuck in the elevator. It happened all the time, people didn't plummet to their deaths in them anymore.

"I wanted to have sex in the sleigh," Harry said quickly, his breath catching in his chest. "And in the workshop!"

"What are you on about?"

"Oh God, I'm never going to do my own Christmas ride," he wailed loudly and collapsed onto the floor, sobbing into his hands.

Tom scratched his head and turned back to look at the call box. "Help! I'm stuck in an elevator with a lunatic and he's trying to kill me with Christmas ornaments! Help! I beg you! Help me!"


awwww go Judd<3 you perv!
(and now I can hear Jenny's voice: "oh, who's talking?" : D she's right, you know. I'm a perv. and proud of it. I've never had so much fun before. *grins madly*)

mmmmkay. ska gå o sova nu. eller nä, orkar int fa o sova. ja ska skriva ännu en stund. (int hit, you're gonna get rid of me, don't you worry - but hey, wait! this is MY diary! if you keep reading, you'll NEVER get rid of me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA) sen ska ja... se en film. kanske. eller äta ett päron. nams<3 anyway. bye. : D

"Talking of problems with Dougie.... he’s pregnant. I know, it’s... un-natural but... we went to the doctor and it turns out that he’s been pregnant for around a week. Harry took it rather well, seeing as Dougie literally ran around the front room shouting “I’M BLOODY PREGNAAAAAAAAAANT!” before passing out from exhaustion. Danny, on the other hand, stood up calmly and walked into the kitchen to stick his head in the freezer."

Smart boy, that Jones : DDD