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“It’s mine!” Danny yelled, holding the remote tightly in his hands.

“Give it to me!!” Tom said, lying next to Danny on the floor. “Or else!”

“Or else what?!” Danny grinned, still clutching on tightly to the remote.

“Or else I’ll sit on you!” Tom slowly stood up, leaving Danny lying on the floor.

“Sit on me?! You’d kill me!”

“I know, pity eh?”

“You wouldn’t dare sit on me!”

“Wanna bet?”

“Yeah I do actual- AHHHHHRRRGG!! GET HIM OFF!! GET HIM OFF!!!”

“Not until you give me the remote!”

“Never!!”

“Then you shall feel the indestructible weight of the Tom-inator!”

“I can’t breathe!”

“Give me the remote!”

“NO!!”

There was a silence.

“Danny?” Tom prodded him in the chest slowly.

Danny didnÂ’t move. His eyes remained shut and his body motionless.

“OH MY GOD!” I screamed, “YOU KILLED DANNY!!”

“YOU BASTARD!!” Harry yelled.

For a brief second, we both looked at each other and grinned.

“What am I going to do?!” Tom was panicking now, clearly not noticing that Danny’s mouth was turning up at the corners. “I don’t want to go to prison!!”

“Well for starters, you could get off him,” Harry said dryly.

Tom instantly jumped off DannyÂ’s chest.

“Try giving him the kiss of life,” I threw in, helpfully of course.

To this day, IÂ’m still not too sure who on the bus was more surprised that Tom actually DID attempt to give Danny CPR. My moneyÂ’s on Danny, although IÂ’m just going on his reaction, which was a scream of horror as soon as TomÂ’s lips met his, not to mention his eyes opening and him throwing the remote at Tom.

“Take it, take it!!” Danny sobbed, curling up in the corner, looking like a broken man, “My lips have been soiled! I am tainted! Oh woe is me! Alas, alack!”



...*headmeetdeskheadmeetdesk* hahhahahahhahah oh my god. :''DDD

Edward Cullen = <3 *drool*

HOLY SHITTING FUCK MY HEART HURTS OWW IT'S BEATING TOO FAST NOW I'M FREAKING OUT OHMYGAYGOD I NEED TO CALM DOWN NOW. breeeeeathe... NAH, NOT WORKING STILL ALMOST SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME OH MY GOD. Fuck I'm freaking out bigtime.


Hyvin mä vedän : DD It's fine, I'm fine, I'm cool. Yeah. Definitely.

*thumpthumpthumpthump...*

Harry rolls his eyes as his band mates speak in unison, each pointing at the other. “Well whoever it was clearly didn’t factor in the, er, fact that we’ve all grown a bit in the last two years.”

“Dougie hasn’t.”

“Fuck off! Yes I have! I’ve grown at least two inches!”

“Not where it counts, you ain’t. Ow!” Danny rubs his arm, and looks incredulously at Dougie. “Did you just bite me?”

“Children, please.” Harry attempts to separate them as Danny wraps his arm around Dougie’s neck, putting him in a headlock. “Are we doing this or not?”

“What is it we’re supposed to be doing anyway?”

“I don’t fucking know! This was your idea!” Harry throws his hands in the air.

“Fucking,” Dougie states. ---




“I need a fag,” Danny mumbles after a minute or two, pushing himself off and dropping down onto the floor to look for his clothes. “What?” He looks up again when he hears Dougie and Harry sniggering.

“Well, I’d say you’ve already had a couple.”

“Grow up, the pair of you.” Danny throws their boxers at their heads.


IHIHIHIHIIHIHHIHIHIHIHIAHAHAHAHAHAHFLAHD,G.HAELKJHFGKLMNABGLFJAÖKJHSFÖJAHR.SJG oh my fucking gay god. HOT. <3

I thought that was what I had to do for my role as boyfriendÂ… to make things HARDERÂ… GET IT?! GET IT!? AREN'T I CLEVER!!!

Â…

-Crickets chirping-

Â…

-Baby crying-

Â…

Shut it.


IHIHIHIIHHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIIIHIHIHI<33
Slash makes us happy (8

Jenny: Laitetaan ne sit siin kastelupannus
ja repes : DDD and then she fucking scared the living daylights out of me when I was reading SLASH THE FUCKING BITCH!!!!!! :'DDD and then she hid in the downstairs toilet. haha.

'CAUSE YOU WHERE NEAR TO KILL ME!!!

well yeah. I was. It was a good slash. AND IT WAS MADE FOR ME!!! I was crying when the FUCKING DICKHEAD CAME AND SCARED ME. bitch. : DD

and we are so pervyyyyy. oh yes we are. but it's fun. : DDDDD ME AND JENNY HAVE SIMULTANEOUSLY DIIIRTY MINDS (((8

HAPPY NEW YEAR <33 thanks girls, ootte kivoi. : DD <3 as Jenny says; LET'S DO IT AGAIN!! :'D

there is an ameeba that says "OMG! Bumsex!" painted on my arm. it's cute. : DDDD and Singstar is a veryvery funny game. and Jimi drooled on my sock -___-' : D

and then I missed the sodding train AND HAD TO FREEZE MY ASS OFF ON THE FUCKING TRAIN STATION :@ gahwk för söndagstidtabeller. bbbbuuut... it's okay!(2Bgay) för nu e Janni här. she's lying on my bed and reading Cosmopolitan. hihhhihi : D

uhhuh. I'm tired. wonder why? o___O :PP


raejuusto e NAM.<3

YES YES YES BACK TO CIVILIZATION FINALLY AARRGGHKAHKLFHAHSGF,SKJ FREAKOUT<33

it was a long time since I enjoyed a shower like today. DAMN YOU SEITLAX for not producing any warm water for the shower and making me FREEZE MY ASS OFF!! GAHWK!

but now I'm hooooooome agaaaaiin<3 annnd... *drumroll* READING SLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASH<33 Ima serious addict, hellyeah. no sku ni o va om ni sku ha vari en vecka nästan helt utan netti i en stuga 11 km utanför Borgå me familjen o farföräldrarna. JEEJEE.

uhhuh. Caps Lock is my friend today. yeppyepp. : DD

HAPPY NEW YEAR<3

YAY FOR CHRISTMAS \o/ anabanana's got her birthday tomorrow. (AND THE DRUMMER! : D) uh-oh, vi har inga äppel! :((( <-- Frida när äpplena e slut. I'm a veryvery sad (and random, apparently) person. : DD
UPDATE: nu for pappa ti butiken o köpa JEE!!

Anna had a very nice dream last night :'D <3 o ja drack cranberryjuice när hon texta de åt mej, o så spotta ja ut saften över hela matbordet. Dad got mad at me, for some odd reason :o and then I refused to tell him what she had written. Well, duh, would you have? "Yeah, my friend had a dream that I - your daughter - got knocked up by the singer/guitarist in McFly. Isn't it funny?" hahhahahaa, ja kan tänka mej pappas ansikte. HELP. : DD


I'm a teenieslasher, apparently. yepyep. :'D



“I’m sorry…what?”


The other sighed in exasperation. “I’m here to take your life,” he explained.


Still as confused as ever, Danny asked the first question that came to mind, which naturally, was a pretty important one, “Take my life?! Who the hell are you?”


The person sighed again before replying in a tone too cheerful for a guy bringing bad news, “I’m known by most as Death, but the guys down there call me Doug Triple X.”

:'DDD

Those are all very beautiful words
But actions speak louder
In case you haven't heard, I'm all alone
While you're out on the town drinkin' with your friends
You can say all these beautiful things
But they don't mean nothing
No, they don't mean a thing
Gotta back it up
But you keep backing down
Tell me how this ends

If you think it's possible then anything is possible
But I think you're impossible
I hope you prove me wrong

You only call me after you've had a few
You only want to hang out when you've got nothing to do
Don't tell me you love me and act like you don't
Oh, if you really want me you just gotta let me know

Same old thing happens every night
You get me going, and then you say goodbye
I'm heated up
And you just leave me there to take care of myself
Don't get mad, don't get all wound up
Just get your act together, or baby give it up
Just let me know if I should hit the road or if you want my help

If you think it's possible then anything is possible
But I think you're impossible
I hope you prove me wrong

You only call me after you've had a few
You only want to hang out when you've got nothing to do
Don't tell me you love me and act like you don't
Oh, if you really want me you just gotta let me know
You only call me when there's no one around
You only wanna come up when you know I'm going down
Don't tell me you love me and act like you don't
Oh, if you really want me you just gotta let me know

You gotta show me you mean it, if you really mean it
You're talking to me like you mean it, and I don't believe it

You only call me after you've had a few
You only want to hang out when you've got nothing to do
Don't tell me you love me and act like you don't
Oh, if you really want me you just gotta let me know
You only call me when there's no one around
You only wanna come up when you know I'm going down
Don't tell me you love me and act like you don't
Oh, if you really want me you just gotta let me know

You only call me after you've had a few (oh oh oh)
You only want to hang out when you've got nothing to do (oh oh oh)
Don't tell me you love me and act like you don't
Oh, if you really want me you just gotta let me know