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Tehtävä: Kerro keitä tytöt kuvassa olevat, mitä kuvassa tapahtuu, missä he ovat jne.


Tässä ovat 3 tyttöä; Irmeli (vas.), Dooris ja Bertta. Vuosi on 1938, paikkakunta Tampereen teollisuusalue. Irmeli on tytöistä nuorin, hän on 10 vuotta. Dooris ja Bertta ovat molemmat 11. Tyttöjen vanhemmat tekevät kaikki töitä tehtaissa.

Mitä kuvassa tapahtuu:
Tytöt ovat juuri olleet leikkauttamassa hiuksensa Bertan perheen tätituttavan luona, ja Dooris ja Irmeli ovat HIEMAN tyytymättömiä uusiin kampauksiinsa. Bertta on ainoa joka on tyytyväinen; hän on myös onnellinen siitä että tytöt seuraavaksi ovat menossa hänelle kotiin syömään Bertan äidin leipomia pullia. Bertta rakastaa pullia. Mutta Bertan äidillä on huono tapa unohtaa pullat uuniin liian kauan, ja tämä tekee Dooriksen ja Irmelin vielä onnettomimmiksi.

Faktaa tytöistä:
- Bertta on erittäin hyvinruokittu lapsi. Hänen suosikkiruokansa on muusi ja lihapullat, ja hän pitää kampauksestaan.
- Irmeli on ollut testihenkilönä saksalaisessa natsilaboratoriossa, jossa hänelle tehtiin sukupuolileikkaus. Hän on nykyään poika. Kiitokseksi siitä, että hän oli koekaniinina, hänelle annettiin uudet maiharit. Dooris ja Bertta yrittävät saada hänet käyttämään poikavaatteita, mutta Irmeli rakastaa mekkoaan.
- Dooris on tytöistä vanhin ja skitsofreenikko. Hänellä on mielikuvitusystävä nimeltä Kalle. Kallella on yhdessä kädessä vain neljä sormea, peukalo puuttuu, ja hänellä on huono tapa valehdella melkein kaikesta Doorikselle. Dooris inhoaa uutta otsatukkaansa.

sweat the battle before the battle sweats youKeskiviikko 16.01.2008 01:10

psykologiprov = KILLKILLKILLDIEDIEDIE -__-'

YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!Maanantai 14.01.2008 01:36

Bhahahahahhaaaaahahaa I'm going to London!! 17-21 feb me Alisa!! <3

quit messing with my headMaanantai 14.01.2008 01:31

You go tooo far, my boy. ZEBRA print g-strings? Zebra PRINT g-strings? Zebra print G-strings? Zebra print g-STRINGS?! GOD HELP ME. I certainly believe that you are the cause for my manhood’s excruciatingly slow return to health. You’re distracting it from the job of healing itself, with all your talk of ‘hiding’ and ‘seeking’ and ‘here I’m coming’.

OH GOD THE PAIN.


I think he's taking the night of or LilÂ’ Dougie (or Roger Ramjet, as he calls it) has gone on strike. Either way I have peaceful silence. HUZZAH!

Â…

Oh dammit. Spoke to soon. He's started again. Another sleepless night for Danny Jones.


LilÂ’ Danny just went, "HELLO WORLD". It was amazing how fast it happ-Â…

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Oh shit.

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I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!!!

I love you!!!
- Danny.



bhahahahahahahahhahahahihihihihihihihiheeehehehehehehehee<3

bubblewrapSunnuntai 13.01.2008 05:45

ok emotion overload. HELP!

H E A D A C H ESunnuntai 13.01.2008 01:39

OW! DRUGS! I NEED DRUGS!

classic, good times!Lauantai 12.01.2008 03:30

McFly - The Top Gear Blues

Tom:
You said we're manufactured,
You guys have got it wrong,
We did this stupid challenge
And we wrote this song in half an hour.
(Sofa, hyundai, administration)
Oh, in half an hour.
(Sofa, hyundai, administration)

Tom:
Our reputation to lose,
That's why we wrote the Top Gear Blues.

Danny:
Jeremy's antique,
The hamster just squeaks,
James is such a geek,
And I really want to know who the Stig is.
(Sofa, hyundai, administration)
Who is the Stig?
(Sofa, hyundai, administration)

Danny:
Our reputation to lose,
When I sing the Top Gear Blues.

Tom:
1, 2, 3, 4...
Jeremy's antique,
The hamster just squeaks,
James is such a geek,
And I really want to know who the Stig is.
(Sofa, hyundai, administration)
Yeah, who's the Stig?
(Sofa, hyundai, administration)

Tom:
Our reputation to lose,
That's why we wrote the Top Gear...

Dougie:
My penis grows huge,
When I sing the Top Gear...

Danny:
I'm a little confused,
This is why we sing the Top Gear Blues...

*no comments needed*Perjantai 11.01.2008 21:03

“IF YOU TWO DON’T STOP THIS MORONOCITY, I WILL SERIOUSLY DRAG TOM UP HERE AND WE’LL HAVE SEX IN FRONT OF YOU!”

All life froze. I think the paparazzi outside were jotting that down on their arms or something. Oh god, the scandal. The backlash! The millions of slash fan girls (and boys) out there, ready to squeel out in joy, “WE WERE F***ING RIGHT, BABY, YES!”

Fortunately, Tom had scared them off already.


DANNYS P.O.V

"Wow... that was just..." I trailed off.

"Wow?"

"Yeah."

I panted slightly.

"It's just... I never thought you'd be a good top..."

"Oi! I can be dominative."

"You sure can."

We lay there, on my bed, for a second.

"Wanna do that again?"

"Hell yes!" I practically yelled.

"Grab the camera; this is so going to be a moment to remember."


DOUGIES P.O.V

"They're doing the naughty." I said plainly.

"What makes you think that?"

"Oh, god, YES! Tom- right there, right THERE! Ohhhh..."

I coughed.

"I suddenly feel very horny," I looked to Harry.

Harry returned the look.

We shared a thoughtful expression and then...

"Nah."
"You realised what, Dan?"
"That I like you. I'm sorry Tom, hit me. I'm a queer, and not a very good one at that. I mean, I don't even like pink!"


"I don't give a flying handbag if you like fountains, and rocks and pebbles. I'm frigging watching Animal Planet!"
"Oh, and I suppose watching furry things hump each other is much more interesting than potting plants, and gardening!"
"Tom, chewing my own leg would be much more interesting than potting plants and gardening!" They heard Tom grumbling.
“Put it back on.”

“Dirty bastard.”

“You love it, really.”

“You actually want to be fucked by a Ninja Turtle.”

“Damn right I do. Put it back on, Dan.”


ihiihihihhiihhiihhihihihihihihihihihiihihihi frrrrreakooout<3 McFly goes Ninjaturtle goes gayp0rn = hyperrrr<3