-It feels weird pointing your feet forward.
-Duct Tape is the ultimate accessory.
-You vehemently insist that Irish dance is a sport.
-Your hardshoes are held together with duct tape and superglue.
-Every linoleum and hardwood floor is completely irresistable... one treble won't hurt...
-you keep quiet on the rare occasion that irish dancing comes up in conversation because you know that minute you say you know how to dance you'll be asked to do a jig.