IRC-Galleria

-On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
-Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities
-Women love men for their defects; if men have enough of them women will forgive them everything, even their gigantic intellects
-Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

-It took me a long time to realize, that women want to be treated as equals, not sequels.
-There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works
-Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
- Women... can't live with 'em... can't shoot 'em
-To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.