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-Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God
-Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it
-I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers
-If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't either
-The first rule in successful dog training is to be smarter than the dog. Which is why some breeds are easier to train than others
-There is no snooze button on a dog who wants breakfast
-When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe?
-You can't keep a good man down — or an overly affectionate dog