IRC-Galleria

-Just because two lips have met, it doesn't mean two hearts have joined
-Insanity is just anger put to good use!
-Some people get lost in thought because it's such unfamiliar territory
-Before you decide to live by the "early bird" policy, find out whether you're the bird or the worm.
-Adam said to god "god can you make me a partener" god said it will cost you an arm and a leg! adam said, "what can i get for a rib?"
-Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.
-If a man stands in the middle of a forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
-The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese!
-My imagionary friend thinks you have serious mental problems..
-It's only funny until someone gets hurt... Then it's hilarious

-Ok, angels are all good and stuff? Where's the fun in that?
-Silence is golden...but shouting is fun!
-EVIL is just LIVE spelled backwords
-You don't have to be smart to be a rocket scientist you just have to have a good imagionation
-When you're arguing with an idiot, make sure that the other person isn't doing the same thing!

-Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas...
-Let the world roll along....I'll catch up later.
-Whoever said love lasts forever was drunk .
-My door is Always open, so feel free to leave...
-if you dont like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
-SMILE! it scares people...
-Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh!

-A break up is like a broken mirror... It's better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it back together
-Have you ever noticed that the worst way to miss someone is when thay are right besides you and yet you cannot have them.
-Tears are the words that heart Can't say
-In the end, only kindness matters
-Who do you turn to when the only one who can dry your tears is the one who made you cry?
-Why does a rose represent love, when a rose always dies?
-I had a dream that i still loved you... I THINK I WOKE UP SCREAMING!!!
-Theres a danger in loveing somebody too much and its sad when you know its their heart u cant trust. theres a reason why people dont stay who they are. baby sometimes love just aint enough...
-You're like a pebble in the sand... Your pretty enough to hold on to but i have to let you go...

-Did it hurt when I fell from heaven? No, but it hurt when they clipped my wings for being the devil
-Listen closely to your enemies. They tell you your faults
-When you were born, you were cryin and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.
-If it were supposed to feel good they wouldn't call it a crush.
-Sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them
-For love I'd do anything, for you, I'd do nothing...
-Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
-Dont be afraid of fear let it be afraid of you.
-I'll try being nicer... If you try being smarter.
-Never try to teach a pig to sing... it will just waste your time and annoy the pig!
-Diamonds are nice, and so are pearls, but nothing compares to good looking girls
-If practice makes perfect, and there is no such thing as perfect, why practice?

-If ur nice, you can call me sweet. If ur sweet you can call me honey. If ur hot you can call me tonight
-If u need space join NASA!
-gals are like slinkies; it's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs
-Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!
-what's the difference between boy's soccer and girl's soccer? oh you girl's make it look better!!
-I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either
-Im an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!

-Should I smile, Cuz ur my friend, Or cry..Cuz that's all we'll ever be?
-No gal is worth your tears & when you find one that is, she won't make you cry.
-Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again....skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts!
-If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever.
-You laugh because Im diffrent I laugh because you're all the same
-Don't say you love me unless you really mean it, 'cos I might do something crazy like beleave it.

-Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God
-Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it
-I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers
-If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't either
-The first rule in successful dog training is to be smarter than the dog. Which is why some breeds are easier to train than others
-There is no snooze button on a dog who wants breakfast
-When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe?
-You can't keep a good man down — or an overly affectionate dog

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