IRC-Galleria

Jeff: Can i just remind you about your situation?
Steve: I know about my situation.
J: There is now NO lock!
S: "I know".
J: No lock, Steve!
S: I KNOW.
J: On your toilet door!

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J: But no lock?!
S: Yeah i get that, i do!
J: Your actually bathroom door, totally lockless!
S: Yes i know, i was there.
J: Steve, you can never go in to the toilet again..
S: Obviously i suggested we put it back again.
J: Yeah and rejoin in to the civilized world!
S: ..And she said "it's not hardly worth it, is it?"
J: ....You protested, of course?!
S: In the only language she understands.
J: Which is...?
S: -Total agreement.

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Patrick: It's only a lock!
Jeff: Only a lock?!
Steve: ONLY A LOCK?!
P: What's so important about a lock?!
J: You need to be "inclosed"...secure all areas...otherwise you can't declench.
P: Declench?!
S: Declench is out of a question without a lock!
P: No offense, but have you guys ever declenched?
J: You need security!
S: Exactly!
J: You need to be able to say to yourself: "I'm safe. I'm alone". Nobody's gonna walk in and laugh, mommy has gone in to the shops...
S: Okay...scaring me now!
J: You've gotta be really quiet in case of secret listeners..
S: Secret listeners..?!
J: Yeah, there could be secret listeners... you can't rule them out.
S: Yeah but it's FAIRLY unusual to rule them in!

P: I don't get it.. If you want the lock back in to the door, why don't you just tell her? - That's what i do if my girlfriend has done an error in household maintenance..