IRC-Galleria

ja kaisalla kaamee krapula.

aamupäivällä mentiin eka alvettulaan saunoon,syömään ja juomaan,sit iltapäivällä mentiin hämeenlinnaan laulaan karaokee,juomaan ja tanssiin, sieltä sitten Irwinpubiin laulaan karaokee, Irwin pubista Pikku Eeroon laulaan karaokee ja siellä oli vammasta porukkaa ja teki mieli vetää turpiin yhtä keski-ikästä lurpsahtanutta ämmää ku tuli päätänsä aukoon yms. sit muut meni night lifeen kattoon jotain tanssiryhmää ja mä menin himaan kattoon mun alpakkaa.

OHJEET ELÄMÄLLE:

Anna ihmisille enemmän, kuin he odottavat ja tee se iloisin mielin.

Pidä mielessäsi suosikkirunosi.

Älä usko kaikkea mitä kuulet. Kuluta kaikki mitä sinulla on tai laiskottele
niin paljon kuin haluat.

Kun sanot: "Minä rakastan sinua", tarkoita sitä myös.

Kun sanot: "Pyydän anteeksi", katso henkilöä silmiin.

Ole kihloissa ainakin 6 kuukautta, ennen kuin menet naimisiin.

Usko rakkauteen ensisilmäyksellä.

Älä koskaan naura kenenkään unelmille. Ihmisillä, joilla ei ole unelmia, ei
ole paljon mitään.

Rakasta syvästi ja kiihkeästi.
Se voi myös sattua, mutta se on ainoa tapa elää elämänsä täydellisesti.

Riitele oikeudenmukaisesti.

Älä nimittele.

Älä tuomitse ihmisiä heidän sukulaistensa perusteella tai sen elämän
perusteella, johon he ovat syntyneet.

Opeta itsesi puhumaan hitaasti, mutta ajattelemaan nopeasti.

Kun joku kysyy sinulta asiaa, johon et halua vastata, hymyile ja kysy:
"Miksi haluat sen tietää?".

Muista ottaa huomioon, että suuri rakkaus ja suuret saavutukset tuovat
mukanaan myös suuria riskejä.

Soita äidillesi, jos sinulla on vielä onni omistaa hänet.

Sano: "Terveydeksi" kun kuulet jonkun aivastavan.

Kun häviät, älä kuitenkaan hukkaa häviösi antamaa opetusta.

Seuraa kolmea ohjetta: Kunnioita itseäsi, kunnioita muita ihmisiä ja ole
vastuussa kaikista toimistasi.

Älä anna pienen riidan vahingoittaa hyvää ystävyyttä.

Kun huomaat tehneesi virheen, toimi heti sen korjaamiseksi.

Hymyile, kun olet vastaamassa puhelimeen. Soittaja kuulee sen äänestäsi.

Vietä joskus aikaa yksin.Avaa mielesi muutoksille, mutta älä anna niiden
muuttaa omia arvojasi.

Muista, että hiljaisuus on joskus paras vastaus.

Lue enemmän kirjoja. Televisio ei ole niiden korvike.

Elä hyvä ja kunniallinen elämä.
Kun tulet vanhaksi ja ajattelet elämääsi taaksepäin, voit nauttia siitä
uudelleen.

Luota Jumalaan, mutta lukitse silti autosi.

Rakastava ilmapiiri kodissasi on elämäsi perusta.
Tee kaikkesi luodaksesi rauhallisen ja harmonisen kodin.

Erimielisyyksissä rakkaittesi kanssa käsittele vain tämänhetkistä
tilannetta.
Älä nosta esiin menneitä.

Älä kuuntele vain sitä, mitä joku sanoo. Kuuntele myös miksi he sanovat
niin.

Jaa tietosi. Se tie yltää kuolemattomuuteen.

Ole lempeä maailmalle.

Rukoile tai mietiskele. Siinä piilee mittaamaton voima.

Älä koskaan keskeytä, kun joku imartelee sinua.

Hoida omat asiasi.

Älä luota kehenkään, joka ei sulje silmiään, kun suutelette.

Kerran vuodessa mene paikkaan, jossa et ole ennen käynyt.

Jos joskus ansaitset paljon rahaa, käytä se toisten auttamiseen silloin,
kun olet vielä elossa. Se on elämän suurimpia ilonaiheita.



Opettele säännöt, niin opit, miten rikkoa niitä oikein.

Muista, että paras suhde on sellainen, jossa rakkautesi toisia kohtaan
ylittää omat vaatimuksesi heitä kohtaan.

Arvostele menestystäsi sen mukaan, mistä sinun piti luopua saadaksesi
menestyksesi.

Elä siinä tietoisuudessa, että sinun luonteesi on sinun kohtalosi.

Heittäydy yltiöpäisesti rakkauteen.

Muista, että vaikket aina saakaan sitä, mitä haluat, se voi olla joskus
ihastuttava onnenpotku.

keräsin ilmais-sälää ja sekoilin. ja annoin wickolmin janille sakkolapun ku sillä on liian iso takaspoileri.. haha! ja ny oon himas ja on tylsää. huomena viihteelle ehkä juhliin ton mun kaisulin synttäreitä.

Miten ruotsalaiselta pyydetään käynnistysvirtaa? -Heitä homo voltti!

Nainen kysyi taksilta: "Voinko maksaa luonnossa" ja nosti hameen korviin.
Taksikuski kysyi: "Onko pienempää?"
Nainen pyllisti ja tähän kuski tokaisi: "Ei käy ruotsin valuutta!"

Äiti ja tytär perustivat antiikkiliikkeen, jonka nimeksi tuli: "Vanhaa tavaraa
ja posliinia".

Miksi nainen ei räpäytä silmiään esileikin aikana? -Ei ehdi.

Miksi suutarit ovat juoppoja? - Ammattitauti. Kenkien teko-ohjeessa
sanotaan: "Kun kenkien teko aloitetaan, otetaan tukevat pohjat...


ATRIA OYJ kiittää Teitä siitä, että annoitte pimppinne karjalanpiirakan
malliksi. Se on nyt entistä ruskeampi, ryppyisempi ja siinä on enemmän
puuroa.

Miksi kutsutaan tarpeetonta nahkaläjää pillun ympärillä? -Naiseksi.

Kolme asiaa jotka riistäytyvät helposti hallinnasta: -pärekaton
kulotus -
krapulan parantaminen kaljalla -nussiminen käyttäen vain puolta mittaa
kyrvästä.

Nainen sanoo yhdynnän jälkeen miehelle: "Mikä pojan nimeksi?" Mies riisuu
kortsun ja solmii sen ja sanoo: "Jos tuosta ulos pääsee, niin MacGyver".

Hämäläisnainen sai miestä ja meni parin päivän päästä lääkäriin, kun
alapäätä jomotti.
Lääkäri tutki ja tokaisi: "Teille on tulossa orgasmi".

Miksi naisjääkiekkoilijoilla täytyy olla munasuojat? -Ettei tuomarin tarvitse
ihmetellä, että "mihin vittuun se kiekko katosi?".

Mitä yhteistä on luomuviljelijällä ja homolla? -Kumpikin kylvää siemenensä paskaan.

Miten neljä homoa saa istumaan samalle baarijakkaralle? -Kääntämällä sen nurinpäin.

Mitä yhteistä on soijapavuilla ja vibraattorilla? -Molempia käytetään lihan korvikkeena.

Porvoossa menee mummojen vanhainkodin ohi Tulliportinkatu. Osoite muuttuu
mukavaksi, kun luet takaperin sanan "tulliportin".

Jos vaimo on haluton ja valittaa päänsärkyä, puuteroi kalusi Buranalla ja kysy ottaako lääkkeen suun kautta vai suppona.

Miksi blondit niin mielellään ottavat suihin? -Että olisi edes jotain liikettä korvien välissä.

Savolaesten 10 käskyä: 1.Eti akka 2.Ruahoo se kottiin 3.Riisu se 4.Riisu ihtes 5.Ime pimpsoo 6.Pussoo 7.Pane 8.Sua orkasmi 9.Veä rööki 10.Luppoo soettoo.

Muistatkos kun olimme pieniä ja matkustimme junalla? Sinä laitoit kasvosi ikkunaan ja minä perseeni ja kaikki luulivat meitä kaksosiksi.

Ensimmäinen Viagran avulla tehty lapsi on syntynyt. Ei nuku, ei konttaa, ei kävele . . . seisoo vaan.

Entisajan ja nykyajan naisten bikinien alaosan ero: Ennen piti raottaa uikkareita, jotta näkyi perse. Nyt pitää raottaa persettä jotta näkyy uikkarit.

Kun mies puhuu naiselle rivoja se on seksuaalista ahdistelua, kun nainen puhuu miehelle rivoja se on 2,90 min+ppm.

Mitä yhteistä on blondilla ja Hesarilla?-Niitä kumpiakin painetaan yöllä ja annetaan aamulla jakeluun.

ja katoin greyn anatomian,värjäsin hiukset, pesin pyykit, pesin astiat, imuroin keittiön, siivosin tuhoeläinten häkin, kastelin kukat, mutta kokeisiin en jaksanu valmistautua. nyt koitan mennä mammimaan jos edes pari tuntia tulis nukuttua yössä. minä ja osa mun kavereistakin näyttää olevan masentuneita..höh. ja mä oon ERITTÄIN mustasukkanen. viimeöisen unen takia, vaikka olinkin siiamilainen kaksonen yhdessä osassa unta.. ja haluaisin vähän rakkautta.

pöllitty...=D

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