IRC-Gallerian tietosuojakäytännöt päivittyvät 25.5.2018 vastaamaan EU:n tietosuoja-asetuksen (GDPR) vaatimuksia. Lue päivitetty Tietosuojaseloste. Lisäksi käyttöehdoissa on tarkennettu ikärajaa ja kohta 6.2 viittaa Suomen lain lisäksi Euroopan unionin lakiin.

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[Ei aihetta]Torstai 29.11.2007 10:36

88,3

[Ei aihetta]Keskiviikko 28.11.2007 13:09

87,7

[Ei aihetta]Tiistai 27.11.2007 12:46

88,1

[Ei aihetta]Sunnuntai 25.11.2007 15:14

88,1

[Ei aihetta]Lauantai 24.11.2007 13:20

88,3

[Ei aihetta]Perjantai 23.11.2007 14:05

88,4kg

[Ei aihetta]Torstai 22.11.2007 13:53

ap 88,5kg

[Ei aihetta]Keskiviikko 21.11.2007 14:35

ap 88,8kg

aletaas taasKeskiviikko 21.11.2007 00:12

90,6kg - 100cm

[Ei aihetta]Tiistai 22.08.2006 04:01

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function, he forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table and, next to them, a single red rose.

Jack sits down and seeing his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that its in perfect order, spotlessly clean, so is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, and cringes when he sees a huge black eye starring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table:

"Honey, the breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping, OK, Love you!"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper.

His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3AM, drunk, and out of your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got a black eye when you ran
into the door."

"So, why is everything in perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, breakfast on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh THAT,....mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take off your pants, you screamed,

"Leave me alone,...bitch...I'm married!!!!"


Broken table...........$200

Hot breakfast..........$5

Red rose bud..........$3

2 aspirins................$0.25

Saying the right thing at the right time..........PRICELESS