he wears sunglasses at night

[Ei aihetta]Tiistai 22.08.2006 04:01

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function, he forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table and, next to them, a single red rose.

Jack sits down and seeing his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that its in perfect order, spotlessly clean, so is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, and cringes when he sees a huge black eye starring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table:

"Honey, the breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping, OK, Love you!"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper.

His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3AM, drunk, and out of your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got a black eye when you ran
into the door."

"So, why is everything in perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, breakfast on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh THAT, dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take off your pants, you screamed,

"Leave me alone,...bitch...I'm married!!!!"

Broken table...........$200

Hot breakfast..........$5

Red rose bud..........$3

2 aspirins................$0.25

Saying the right thing at the right time..........PRICELESS

[Ei aihetta]Torstai 27.04.2006 11:08

Aamupaino 85,9kg.

[Ei aihetta]Keskiviikko 26.04.2006 11:57

Tiistain syömiset 1400kcal ja aamupaino 86,6kg.

Syömiset 1410kcal. Aamupaino tänään 86,3kg.

[Ei aihetta]Tiistai 25.04.2006 00:53

Syömiset 1310kcal

[Ei aihetta]Maanantai 24.04.2006 10:59

La ja su syömiset 1500kcal.

Aamupaino 87,4kg.

[Ei aihetta]Lauantai 22.04.2006 12:24

Perjantain syömingit 1850kcal

[Ei aihetta]Perjantai 21.04.2006 10:59


[Ei aihetta]Perjantai 21.04.2006 01:09

100g jälkiuunileipä 260kcal
140g tonnikalaa 150kcal
200g broilerin koipireisi 500kcal
40g tumma makaroni 130kcal
300g raejuusto 270kcal
2x proteiinidrinkki 330kcal
4g oliiviöljy 40kcal

Kasvit vähän jäi :/

n. 1680kcal.

[Ei aihetta]Torstai 20.04.2006 11:09

87,1kg, vyötärö 95cm.

[Ei aihetta]Torstai 20.04.2006 01:29

150g vähäsuolaista jälkiuunileipää 390kcal
100g kevytkinkkua 90kcal
300g pakastepaprikaa 66kcal
100g raejuustoa 90kcal
2x prodedrinkki 300kcal
200g broilerin koipireisi 500kcal(?)
140g tonnikalaa 150kcal
200g hernemaissipaprikaa 80kcal

n. 1666kcal.