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jee ranskaan, 14tuntii bussissa!



bileet pliis?

oon NoLifer5000, olin ihan innoissani et pääsen himaan ja tekee kaikki koulutyöt nyt oon tääl ja menin heti lagaa FB & muihin paskoihin...
enkä ees muista mitä koulutöit olis : <

Sit pitäis viel pakkaa ja kaikkee muuta inhottavaa koska lähden SUNNUNTAINA KLO 3.30 AAMULLA ranskaan bussilla hyihyi, yli 12 tuntii bussissa tiedossa. onpas inhottavaa

p.s. tähtiarkkitehdit suunnittelivat Suur-Pariisin tulevaisuuden uusiksi

nam, teen artin projektin kirjallista osaa ja syön Tom Kha keittoa <3

NJAHAH .
kivaa tarottii melkee saan inspiksen -.-

voi helvetti

After giving anal sex to a woman, spit saliva on her back and when she turns around blow your load in her face.
"Dude, I just gave this girl a magician. It was great. "

aurinko zgnghghghhhhh<3 mhmm<3 nam

don't think that you recognise
just how much you mean to me
and that you make me so happy


michy green- OH

Start at 100% and subtract 1% for everything you've done.
At the end, repost this as"I am ___% of a Virgin at Life".

1. Smoked.
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died.
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert.
7. gotten/given a handjob.
8. gotten/given a blowjob.
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 83

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done serious drugs. //eh

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75

31. Played strip anything.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69

41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 62

51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 55

61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 47

71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 40

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over or 3 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 32

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity
92. Been in a car accident
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.

26


mikä ihmeen elämä?

eli toisin sanoen koulun jlk smoke a pétch or twooo in tervuren park, [amnesia] drive around and just trip along the sun&wind. then go home and sleep


biodiversiteetti on jees.
jääkarhut ja pandat kuolee viel pian sukupuuttoon : <

[x] Gotten detention.
[x] Gotten your phone taken away in class.
[x ] Gotten suspended.
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[x] Gotten caught cheating on a test.

Total: 5

[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[x] DidnÂ’t do homework over 5 times
[x] Turned at least 3 projects in late
[x] Missed school cause you felt like it.
[/ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.

Total : 9,5

[x] Got your mom / dad etc. to get you out of school.
[x] Texted people during class.
[x] Passed notes.
[x] Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher.

Total : 14,5

[ ] Pulled down the Fire Alarm.
[x] Went on Myspace , Facebook , Xanga , etc. on the computer at school.
[x] Took Pictures during school hours.
[x] Called someone during School hours.
[x] Listened to an iPod , CD , etc... During class.

Total : 18,5

[x] Threw something at the teacher
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[x] Broke the dress code.
[x] Failed a class
[x] Ate food during class.

Total : 23,5

[X] Gotten a call from school.
[ ] CouldnÂ’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[x] DidnÂ’t take your stuff to school.
[x] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[x] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking
[x] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear

Total : 28,5

[x] Faked your parents signature
[x] Slept in class.
[X] Cursed at a teacher to their face.
[x] Copied homework

Total : 32,5

MULTIPLY BY THREE : 32,5 x 3 =97,5

lontoo oli taas kerran aika kiva.
Gare du MIdil klo 6.45 aamulla, sitte korkattiin ekat puol tuntii siit.- junamatka kesti minkä kesti, koko aika juotiin "home made cappucinoes", viskii, vodkaa, bishää. kaikkee mitä löyty. lontoossa paikan pääl oli klo 10.30 vapaa-aikaa, eli suoraan lähimpään pakiin/tescoon, more booze ja jatku puistos se doksu poksuilu.
filosofian seminaari alko siis 10.45, jatku kello yhteen, venattii vaa parin muun nikotininisti-alkoholistin kanssa niitä kymmenen minuutin "keskustelutaukoja".
ihme paskaa. ruokabreikki oli paskanen tunti ,siin ajas ehti paki shopist ostaa yhen fosterin sixin, yhen strongbown sixin, downaa niit parhaan mukaan et jaksais viel kaks tuntii sitä seminaaria. huhheiakkaa. no paskaa paskaa vaa ketää kiinnostanu mä vaa hajoilin omalle setilleni, sit ku tuli semmonen hetki ettei siel kehdannu ees olla enää kävelen aulaan ja nään TÕNIKSEN! KYLLÄ KYLLÄ TÕNIS MÕLDER MINUN EESTI PEESTI DOKUPOKU PAJAVAJAPÄÄ!<3 huhhei siitä loikkasin poikaparan kimppuun karjaisten "moooootherfuuuuucker". tõnis on muutenkin hintelän sorttinen otus, joten kun sai vielä minun atleettinen lihasmassaisen kropan vyötäisilleen, tilanne meni lähes riskaabeliin vaappumiseen. noh, mitäs pikakelauksella kerrottiin koko elämät viidessä minuttissa. vitun SATTUMA että samassa hotellissa kun meillä oli SEMINAARI [edward vii salissa itseasiassa oikein] yöpyy tõnis! saatana vaan että me oltiin lähdössä takaisin samana iltana. noh paskatkos siitä, oon HC anyway...
en muista enää mun pointtii.

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