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Mooni's list of requirements!

-This is why mooni never has a man!

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5 foot 9 or above (she laughs at short men)
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Brown hair/brown or green eyes
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Blonde hair/green or blue eyes
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Good with kids!
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Wants to have kids
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Trustworthy and reliable <--the main flaw
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Wants commitment <--again i want the impossible.
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Speaks a language other than english.<--i want clever kids
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But speaks english <--pleases the parents + accent...hohohoho
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Stays faithful <--*cracks up*
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Between 18-25. (or up to 7 years older than me)
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Has a job etc. ( i want that he can support himself)
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No drugs, limited drinking (ethical and health reasons.)
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Pretty tummy <3 <-personal reasona ; )
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Able to be independant <-- i hate klingons and stalkers
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No major issues. <--two off us would be dangerous.
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longish hair
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Plays a musical instrument (<--RHYTHM)
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FEMININE AND CAMP, BUT REALLY MANLY AT THE SAME TIME <--because it confuses people and the uncertainty is HOT
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Strong <--recently discovered just how nice that is
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Isnt scared of spiders <--nuff said

Oon nyt 2 päivää kotona Ipswichissä. Tänne olo on ihan outo. Sää ei ole hyvää. Iskä kertoi, että ennen tulin takas, sää oli ihana etc etc. Se on kun mä olen englanissa. Näen, että tampereella se on aurinkoinen *jealous*.

No, olen ihan iloinen olla mun perheenin kanssa, se on ihan vaikkea mulle, että he ovat Englannissa, ja mä suomessa. Mä rakastan heitä. Tänään, mä meen Northgateen (Siskon kouluun), ja sitten me menään keskustaan syödä, ja illalla, Jonon bändi soitta, sitten mä meen minun vanha kouluun nähdä heitä. Olen yllatynyt. Eilen, Jono oli kipeänä, ja hän tuli minun huoneen, ja soiti piano, hän on hienoa! No, unohdan taas, mitä mä haluan sanoa teille.
Uniklubi ovat radiossa :) Mä kaipan suomi ja mun lapset, liian paljon :(

Olen kotona yksin. Äiti ja Isä ovat työssä, ja Charlotte ja Jono ovat koulussa. Mullon kauhea tylsää. Sunnuntaina, Bob ja Isoäiti tulevät Ipswichiin. En ole varma jos Anne tulee myös, mutta toivon että hän tulee, kun mä halua puhua suomea :D hahaha. Liikaa ei ole koskaan rittaa.

Pitäis nyt mennä, kun tarvin kirjoita mun CV, kun etsin kesä työpaikka. Woo, what fun.
Nähdään pian :)

Here is a little lesson in "Joanne Talk":

Computers bolloxed, so my social bunny has grown into a motherfucking hare. Kids are driving me round the bend. It's pissing down. Weekend's gone down the drain. Friends are coming to make life hell. I'm fucking knackered. Dads being his nromal self, so come summer, i'm screwed.

tietokoneeni meni rikki, sitten en mä puhuin paljon perheenin kans. Lapset mua ärsyttää. Sata veta. Mullei ole mitään tehdä viikonloppuna, ja ensi viikoa minun kavereita tulevat englannista mulle. Ja isä vihaa ranskalaiset, ja se on mulle ongelmaa...

Moro!!

Täällä kaikki on IHAN hyvin!! Tänään, meillä on vapaapäivää kun Hämeen Linna on suljettu. Eilen, menimme Sunrise Avenuen keikka Nokialla. Se oli loistava!! meillä oli haastettelu pojan kans, ja se oli niin naurattava. Olimme heidän kans ehkä 1 tuntia, mutta.... meillä on vain 25-30 minuuttia materiaali lukea :D

Nojoo, huomenna, menemme illalla tampereelle koska se on jotain tehdä, ja maanantaina menään Turkuun missä kaverini Jérémy asuu. Nukumme hänen laivalla, ja tiistainan me menemme linnaan etc etc.

Tänä iltana, katsomme Bloodpitin "Live at Nosturi" DVDtä. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Ja, ehkä.... en mää tiedä. Hän on nyt puhelimissa hänen vanhemmat kansa, ja ymmärrän melkein kaikki mitä hän sanoo heille. Se on kiva ymmärrää mutten osaa puhua enää :( ehkä, mää voin yrittää ensi vuonna opea se. En oo ihan varma myös, että mää osaan ranskaa. Kyllä, ymmärrän siitä, mutta puhua on nyt ihan vaikkea. Tammikuussa, kun Tish ja Lilly tulivat suomeen katsoa Flinchin tuplaakeikka nokialla, mä yritin puhua vähän ranskaksi, mutta se oli niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin vaikkea kun mä olin sekasin- puhuin tänä yönä englantia, suomea ja ranska. voi vittu....

mutta... nyt mä meen pois. kun on DVD-aika!! no niin,
hyvää pääsiäinen kaikkille!!!
nähdään sitten,

Jo xxxx

Tää on oikein hyvää kysymys!! En mä tiedä oikeesti kuka mä oon.
Mä oon Joanne, 18v englannista. Mä osaan englantia, ranskaa, saksaa, vähän suomea, ja yritän opea ruotsia. Yössä, kaikki on ranskaksi, mutten tiedä miks. se aloitti viime vuonna kun olin koulussa. Se oli naurattava, mutta nyt ei ole niin.
Joka päivää mä puhun vain suomea. Tiedän, että se ei ole hyvää, mutta lapset ymmärrävät mua, sitten ei oo mitää haitaa. Kun mä puhun miun poikaystäväni kanssa, puhumme vähän englantia, ranskaa, ja suomea.

Nyt, asun valkeakoskella yli 6 kuukautta!!! Se on ihan vaikea tajua, että, se on nyt 73 päivää vaan menen takas englantiin. sitten, etsin työpaikka tänne, ja toivon, aloitta se syyskuussa...mutta... se on ihan vaikkea. Juuri nyt, mä haluan mennä takasin kesäkuussa, ja sitten mennä työhön englannissa, mutta elokuussa, mun perheeni ja mä mennä Cornwalliin. Yay!! Tintagel: Knights of the Round Table!!! Mutta.... tarvitsen rahaa. Aina se on ongelma... en halua mennä takas KFCiin, koska richard on vielä siellä, ja se ei ole hyvä ajatus että olemme samalla huonessa samalla aika. Oh no it isnt!!!

Häh, sitten.... oon kohta 19v. Mitäs mä haluan elämänissä? Taas on hyvää kysymys. Mä haluan oma perheeni, mä haluan lapset, ja haluan olla onnellinen :) kun asuin englannissa, minulla oli ihan tyttöystäväni, Emma. Ehkä toukokuussa saan kuvat meitä <3

Nyt mä haluan mennä nukuun!

I think I've already posted this, but once more shouldnt hurt...


(001) Your gender: female

(002) Straight/gay/bi?: Straightish

(003) Single?: yes

(004) Want to be?: Yup

(005) Age?: 18

(006) Age you wish you were: I like being 18

(009) The colour of your eyes: Green

(010) Piercings: nose, ears, belly button

(012) Tattoos: Nope

DO YOU...

(013) Smoke: Not intentionally

(015) Read the newspaper: Yes, when I can get my hands on one.

(017) Talk to strangers who IM you: It depends. Generally, if its dirty old men, I tell 'em to fuck off. But if its someone with similar interests, then I will talk.

(018) Take walks in the rain: Yeah. In the summer its a lovely thing to do

(019) Drive: People mad. yes

(020) Like to drive fast?: No

(021) Hurt yourself: Only if I fall o'er or drop something on myself, or if I sit down at work, and the kids jump on me.

HAVE YOU EVER...

(022) Been out of the country: Several times. I don't really like England so much.

(023) Been in love: I suppose so

(024) Done drugs: Never.

(025) Gone skinny dipping: Yes

(026) Had a surgery: Kinda.

(027) Ran away from home: No

(028) Played strip poker: Hahaha

(029) Gotten beat up: No

(031) Been on stage: Several times

(032) Slept outdoors: Yeah :) in a doorway in Central London.

(034) Pulled an all-nighter: God yes.

(036) Talked on the phone all night: No

(038) Slept all day: Yup

(039) Killed someone: No

(040) Made out with a stranger: No

(041) Had sex with a stranger?: No

(042) Kissed the same sex: yes, and I'd do it again.

(043) Done anything sexual with the same sex? I don't kiss and tell.

(044) Been betrayed: Depends on how you look at it, I guess.

(045) Broken the law: Yes

(047) Been on radio/tv: Been on TV once, and done now 3 radio interviews

(048) Been in a mosh-pit: No

(049) Had a nervous breakdown: Kinda.

(050) Been criticized about your sexual performance: No

(051) Had a dream that kept coming back: Yup

(052) Favorite shoe brand?: DILLIGAF?

(053) Favorite music: Anything. Depends on the mood.

(054) Wear hats: Yeah. I like hats.

(055) Judged other people by their clothing: Of course I have.

(057) Are you trendy: I'm comfy.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN...

(058) Life on other planets: Yeah

(059) Miracles: Yes

(060) Astrology: YES!

(061) Magic: Sometimes.

(062) God: Yes

(063) Love: Yes

(064) Ghost: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "est-ce-k kkn ici?" *BANG* "OH FUCK!!"

(065) Rebirth: To some extent, yes.

(066) Love at first sight: No

(067) Ying and Yang?: Of course. I mean, like Einstein said, for every action, there is an equal reaction.

(068) Witches: not in the traditional sense, but there are of course such things.

(069) The Easter Bunny: Yes. I love the magic of childhood innocence.

(071) Do you consider love a mistake: Never. A broken heart will only make you stronger.

(072) What do you find romantic: Most romantic is little things.

(074) Turn-offs: Drink, drugs, arrogance, idiocy, chauvanism, ignorance....

(075) Do you base your judgement on looks alone: No

(076) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone and physically unattracted?: yes

(077) What is best about the opposite sex?: That most arent as bitchy as us girlies!

(078) What is the last present someone got you?: Twas another drawing :)

(079) Do you like/love someone?: No in the boyfriendy/girlfriendy way. But I have been in love with my friend Emma for a long long time.

LAST PERSON...

(080) That you laughed at: Leggi

(081) That laughed at you: Leggi and Carrie

(082) That turned you on: :)

(082.5) That kissed you: Jé

(083) That you went shopping with : better to shop alone

(084) To disappoint you: Jé

(085) To make you cry: Nobody has made me cry recently.

(086) To brighten up your day: Danu. "DJOOOOOOOOOOO TOMMI JA IIIIIIIIIIIJA HAKEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

(087) You saw a movie with: Leggi

(088) You talked to on the phone: Leggi

(089) You talked to on messenger: Cari

(090) You talked to on text message: Lazu

(091) Your best friend: Lazu

(095) Bought something: Today. Chocolate.

(096) Danced: I dont remember

(097) Who is your crush:Like I'm gonna say on here.

What is your middle name?
Louise


What color is your mailbox?
Brown and Rusty

Are you single?
yes


Have you ever hit a deer?
Nope


Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?
Always.


What color is your room?
White

Do you have a small driveway?
It's a motherfuckin' carpark, baby!

Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you?
Nope :D Its a song I wrote and recorded 4 years ago

What do you do first in the morning?
Drag myself out of bed and go to the bathroom to shower.


What brand is your printer?
I dont have one.

Do you enjoy fighting with people?
No


Is your hair naturally straight or curly?
Straight

Who was your kindergarten teacher?
I didnt go to kindergarten. Now I am kindergarten teacher.


What is your ringtone?
It depends on the caller

Are you taller than your mom?
It's not hard...

What curse word do you say the most when your pissed?
Bollocks, saatana, bugger, fuck

Are you God?
Oh yeaaaaaaaah


Do you like someone?
No


Do you enjoy writing in colored pens?
Yes lol. I have the mental age of a 3 year old.


Does anything hurt on your body right now?
Stomach.


Do you often cry during a movie?
No

Last phone call you received?
Leggi


Last text message?
Lazu


Do you hate your life?
no

Do you get mad easily?
I used to, but Ive changed alot.


What is your biggest pet peeve?
Orcs.

Are you cold?
Nope


Do any of your friends have kids?
Yes


Do you know anyone that is pregnant right now?
Yes


Who should pay on the first date?
Both people.

How many years older than you are you willing to date?
Erm, my ex is now 24....



Do you have any friends?
Yes :D


Do you have any mean friends?
Yes lol, they're a bunch of sadists :P

What is the ugliest color to wear in your opinion?
Yellow


Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hate?
Yep XD


Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff, seriously?
No

Have you ever contemplated suicide?
No

Do you scratch your ears?
They itch, then yeah.

Who was the last person to hug you?
one of the little ones

What brand are the pant/jeans you're wearing right now?
Jeans.


How tall are you?
5 foot 4

What is the closest green object?
One of my painting


If you were born the opposite sex, what would your parents name you?
Ben

Do you want to have kids?
YES!!! FUCKING HELL, I WANNA FALL IN LOVE AND HAVE A FAMILY!

What is the brightest color you're wearing?
White


Who is the friend you have that you would never have expected to have?
Leggi!

Who do you hate the most right now?
Richard.


What kind of car do you want?
I dont want a car


What is your favorite video game?
I dont like video games


Do you like your dad?
yes!


Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
Bottom, Men Behaving Badly


Are you wearing make-up?
A little bit


Do you have a tattoo?
no

Have you ever broken a pinata?
No

What time is it right now?
1602

Do you know how to draw?
Yes

Who loves orange soda?
Kel loves orange soda!! is it true?!?


Who did you last IM?
Aleksi


Do you work a lot of hours?
Too many.

Where were you in the last 24 hours?
Valkeakoski


Who was the last person that called you?
Leggi

Is there anything you regret?
yes


Do you know where your family name originated from?
Israel

Is there an animal that creeps you out?
Seafood, spiders...


What is your favorite color ON A CAR?
Blue

Do you use digital or film cameras?
Both

Do you own an iPod?
no, i have me a zen!

Have you ever been on a charter bus?
Yes

Do you like going to water parks?
no

What is your best friend's Mom's name? Linda

Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? Sole of my foot :-s

Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? Sans aucun doute, c'etait morgan! <3

Have you ever made out in a movie theater? Nope

What body part do you wash first? I dont really know, I just jump in the shower.

Do you have any piercings? Some

What's the strangest talent you have? Being able to start an argument just by walking into a room!

Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie!!!

What's your favorite flavored Pringles? Salt and Vinegar, or Plain!

Have you ever been tied up? A few times, yeah. Last time was in Cologne last summer

What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? Never been grounded :D

Do you parallel park or drive around the block? I don't drive.

Have you ever had two dates in one night? Chance'd be a fine thing!

How many times have you been cussed out? Thousands of times. Im a very popular young lady.

Which shoe do you put on first? The one I can reach.

How old are you? 18

Have you ever been to a gay bar? Not yet.

Is there one thing all of your ex's have had in common? Other than they all turned out to be arseholes (not including Alec), not that I can think of.

Did you french kiss before you were 16? Yup

Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No

Who is the last person you think about before you fall asleep? Nobody

Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? Yeah, by Philly <3

Have you ever found anything gross in your parent's bedroom? Other than my brother hiding under their bed, no.

What was your childhood nickname? Jojobean

When is the last time you played the air guitar? I dont really know

Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room? No

What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? I DONT DRIVE

Have you ever bitten your toenails? I cant get my foot near my mouth, so no!

How do you normally eat your cookies? Mouth opens, cookie goes in, mouth shuts, jaws move, swallows cookie, reaches for another one.

When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt? No, I dont go to the gym.

Name something you do when you're alone? sleep, or chat to my friends

How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? I dont know. I have an alcohol allergy.

Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt? No lol

How often do you clean out your ears? Every days

Do you have any strange phobias? I have a phobia of brooms, and seafood.

Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Jep

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar? Thrown a kitchen utensil at some strangers ^-^

Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? No

Have you ever called your bf/gf by another girl/guys name? He wasn't my boyfriend, but I called a friend Alec.

Have you ever played naked twister? No lol

Have you ever been drunk at work? No, but my friend once turned up to school hammered when I was working at the archaeology unit. Leggi rang me and said "Moooni, Niro's drunk.....NIRO PUT THAT DOWN NOW!"

Have you ever found your gf/bf's sibling more attractive? Hah, briefly. But Chris and Aaron ARE identical twins.

Do you want to bring sexy back? Yeah

1. Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
Yeah

2. What's something you MUST do before you die?
:)

3. Are you single? Do you want to be?
Yep! It's not something that bothers me too much

4. What's one thing you will not eat?
Fish, Maksalaatikko

5. What color are your underwear?
Black

6. When's the last time you went out of the country?
February. I went to England.

7. What's your birthstone?
Emerald

8. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
No

10. Can you hula hoop?
Yup

14. Any cool scars?
hmhm?

15. Name an old school song you like?
"Breathless" by The Corrs... from the very first time I met my Lazu

16. Do you talk to yourself?
No

17. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yes.

18. How much does your dog weigh?
I don't have a dog.

19. Ever waxed your legs?
no

20. Earrings or necklaces?
Earrings.

21. Who have you talked to most today?
Noone, it's really early!!

22. Who's on speed dial 5?
Noone

23. Are you a bad influence?
God no, I don;t drink, take drugs, smoke, or anything like that :D

24. Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
Yeah, lol.

25. Are your grades good?
Yeah!

26. Do you have any friends with benefits?
Nope...or at least not right this moment.

27. Have you ever enjoyed listening to Jack Johnson?
Not a clue.

28. Do you have a song by Ozzy Osborne in your library?
No. I don't like him.

29. Do you watch Family Guy regularly?
If its on, I watch it.

30. Have you ever watched a little kids show?
Of course I have

31. What is your favorite Disney movie?
Lilo and Stitch.

32. What is your Zodiac sign?
Taurus

33. What makes you feel like a kid again?
work :D I'm the biggest kid in that kindergarten.

35. What sport do you dislike most?
Any sport that involves using valuable energy.

36. Have you ever gone scuba diving?
No

37. What's your favorite smell?
It's a cologne that my old boss/friend had. Everytime I smell it, I remember the times we NEVER kissed.... heh heh heh.

38. Are you modest?
Yeah.

39. Do you care what others think about you?
I do, although I shouldn't because, if people have nothing better to do than criticise me, then they really need to get a life.

40. What do you do when you're driving?
I dont drive, so I sit behind my mum, and annoy my dad by speaking to him in French.

41. Do you kiss and tell?
Nope....

42. Do you follow college football?
No

43. Where was the last place you went shopping?
K-Market.

45. Favorite football team?
I don't have one.

46. Do you watch the Olympics?
Nope

47. Last bar you went to?
Iguana/Nosturi

48. Do you have a favorite number?
2

49. Were you an outcast in middle school?
Oh yeah..... XD but hey, I had friends, and good grades. All was well.

50. Are you multitasking right now?
Its 1030am on a sunday, what do you think.

51. Could you handle being in the military?
No. I'm against military.

52. Do you believe in Karma?
Yep, and I'm just waiting for the day it REALLY works :D

53. Describe your back yard?
England: It's small, with a shed, some mice, 2 ponds, some fish, grass, a fire, a skate ramp for my brother, squirrels, plants, and a patio.
Finland: Big. Lake Vanajavesi, a forest, rabbits, hares, squirrels....

54. How is the weather today?
So far, so good.... blue skies, no clouds and a temperature of +3C

55. Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone?
Drove a wheelbarrow over it.

Name:
Joanne

Sisters:
1

Brothers:
1

Eye Color:
Green

Shoe size:
5/6


Height:
5 foot 4

what are you wearing right now:
Pink jumper, black skirt, black trousers, leg warmers

Where do you live:
Finland

Favorite Number(s):
12

Favorite Drink(s):
Tee, Coffee, Hot Chocolate, Water, Orange Juice, Strawbub Juice....

Favorite Month:
The summer months,

Favorite Breakfast:
Pepperoni and Jalapeno Pizza, Cheesy Bread and a cup of hot tea :D

***********Have You Ever*****************

Bungee jumped:
no, and I won't

Made yourself throw-up?
yes. when i had my drink spiked.

Gone skinny dipping?
yes

Loved someone so much it made you cry?:
god no!

Broken a bone:
none of my own, but I am an archaeologist....

Been in a police car:
Yes

Been on a plane:
Yes

Came close to dying:
Not yet I dont think.

Been in a sauna:
Yup

Been in a hot tub:
No

Swam in the ocean:
Yes

Fallen asleep in school:
Yeah.Emma and I fell asleep in each others arms one afternoon :) <3

Broken someone's heart:
Apparently I did. His revenge? Spiking my drink with alcohol.

Cried in school:
Yes

Fell off your chair:
Yup

Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call you:
No. What kinda person does that?

Saved e-mails:
I'm too lazy to delete them, so yeah.

Been cheated on:
Once to my knowledge

***********What is-****************

Your room like:
Cleaner than normal.

Whats right beside you:
Table.

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Ever Had-

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Chicken pox:
Yes

Sore throat:
Yeah, several times.

Stitches:
no

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Do You

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Believe in love at first sight:
No

Like picnics:
Yes!!!

Like school:
I did at times

Like crazy hardcore sex:
Hahaha

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questions

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Who was the last person you called?
Äiti

Who was the last person you danced with?
Jé

Who makes you smile?
Friends and family

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Who

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Did you last yell at:
One of the kids.

Do you like filling these out:
Yeah, it passes the time, dunnit?

Do you wear contact lenses or glasses:
Glasses

Do you like yourself:
Sometimes

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Final Questions

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What are you listening to right now?
the TV


What did you do today?
Went ice-fishing :D

What car do you wish to have:
One with a chauffeur

Good driver:
Nope

Diamond or pearl:
diamonds...but i LOVE Moonstones (kuukiviä)

Are you oldest:
Yeah

Indoors or outdoors:
Both

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Today did you

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1. Talk to someone you like:
No

2. Buy something:
Yes

3. Get sick:
Yeah. Oops.

4. Sing:
Yeah


5. Talked to an ex:
No

6. Miss someone:
No

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Last person who

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7. Was in your bed:
Me.

8. Saw you cry?
En mä muista. Ehkä se oli minun perheeni?

9. Made you cry?
En kerro

10. Went to the movies with:
....

11. You went to the mall with
.....

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16. Ever been in a fight with your pet?
Nope

18. Been to Mexico:
No, and I dont intend to

19. Been to Canada:
See above

20. Been to Africa:
No. It'd be so hot there.

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Random

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22. What books are you reading right now:
just finished "Angels and Demons" by Dan Brown

23. Best feeling in the world:
First day of summer, laying in the grass in the arms of someone you love, watching the world go by, and that intense feeling of invincibility

24. Future kids names:
I like the name Jaakko. My Slovakian friend says that it means Spring in slavic languages, and it can also be shortened to Jack, which'd be more convenient for my family. Although, my first child is to be a girl... and I don't know of a name for her, yet.

25. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal:
No

26. What's under your bed:
A cardboard box containing old clothes, batteries and polystyrene

27. Favorite sport to watch:
I dont like sport.

28. Favorite location?:
In the sun on the edge of a lake

29. Piercing/Tatoos:
I have a nosering, belly piercing and earrings. That's enough for me. and I have no tattoos

31. What are you most afraid of right now?:
Nothing in particular.

32. Who do you really hate?
En kerro

33. Do you have a job:
Kinda

35. Ever liked someone you didn't have a chance with?:
Well, yeah lol