IRC-Galleria

1. Dave Mustaine's veins are filled with heroin instead of blood.

2. Nuclear was has been abandoned in favor of bombing people with copies of Rust in Peace, which is now widely considered to be far more deadly.

3. Dave Mustaine was once named the patron saint of anger for his implacable rage. Upon hearing this, he beat up every member of heaven, every member of hell, and every person on earth before storming off to other planets to see if he could find anyone else to beat up.

4. Dave Mustaine is physically incapable of taking prisoners or shit.

5. When Dave Mustaine cries, he does not shed tears. He sheds blood. Other peoples' blood.

6. Dave Mustaine was sad once, but that was only because he accidentally watered down his heroin with crack when he shot up all the heroin in existence.

7. The only emotion Dave Mustaine is capable of is rage. All other apparent emotions are the result of drugs

8. Contrary to what one might infer from the lyrics of his songs, Dave Mustaine has never broken up with a girl. Dave Mustaine breaks up girls into tiny, tiny, bloody pieces.

9. After penning the line "I just can't die dead enough", Dave went to make sure he could still kill dead enough. He could.

10. Not only did Dave Mustaine write all the good riffs Metallica used, he wrote all good riffs ever used by anyone, anywhere, any time. He also wrote a good portion of the bad riffs just so he could have musicians to beat up.